Hiro Approved Meta Thread

>1. a : two or more slices of bread or a split roll having a filling in between
>b : one slice of bread covered with food
>2: something resembling a sandwich; especially : composite structural material consisting of layers often of high-strength facings bonded to a low strength central core

By definition 2 possibly

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

IP ban the sippers

SIPBOYS

Thank you
SUCK IT MODS

>le Veeky Forums neighborhood watch man
crack open a cold one with the boys and relax dude

Good luck, I'm behind 7 sips.

>board trends aren't meta
back to ribbit

I think the number of finnish beer threads should be capped at zero.

No one cares.

personally. I like the mods on Veeky Forums.

If i post the sliightest dick pic or shitpost I get banned or at least warned. in consequence, I tend to post on-topic and act like less of a faggot.

on other boards I shit post relentlessly and never get banned....guess what? the quality of the board goes down the toilet.

only yesterday I posted a wonderful cuk gif on Veeky Forums. it showed a guy watching a black guy fucking his wife and ended with the black guy ejaculating into the white guys mouth.
I didn't get banned or even warned....two days earlier i posted an innocuous pic of a girl in a bikini on Veeky Forums and got a warning......guess what? Veeky Forums is a fucking terrible board.

I'm op of this thread and when it dies I will make the exact same thread but with a picture of sausage and mash and refer to it as a 'full english'
when that thread dies I will do it again and again and each time I make it the food will get simpler and simpler until we arrive at the toast sandwich and ice soup in an attempt to force a meme and the mods won't do anything about it

Turbo autism

Veeky Forums is a dreadful board--this is board that had a chicken tendies general; a jack general; a reviewbrah general; joey and broey generals; give me a fucking break user
/trv/ is like the website's only decent model board and it's going down the tube's fast

>......

>tube's fast
What did he mean by this?

Veeky Forums mods do alright work, we need a sticky to discourage obvious shill or shitpost threads like mcchicken, taco bell and monster threads
The board seems to have gotten faster in the last few months so a sticky would be nice to help newfags not be so shit at everything
I don't think they should ban people for memes unless it's obviously a small group of autists trying to force it like the sip threads or wendys poster

Yeah maybe the sticky for newfags could explain how Veeky Forums's been doing satirical shilling for years and how only the dumbest newfags like you are delusional enough to think it's real.

he meant the board was rapidly "going down the tubes".

"Going down the tubes" means the same thing as "going downhill", "going down the drain", "becoming a shithole", etc.

>I don't think they should ban people for memes unless it's obviously a small group of autists trying to force it like the sip threads or wendys poster

Why not? Memes are silly shit that contribute nothing and serve only to shit up the board and dilute the OC.

Mods still delete meta threads if they are retarded.

>a small group of autists trying to force it like the sip threads
>small group
>trying to force it
Sip threads hit the bump limit every time. Calling sips a """"forced meme""" is a forced meme.

>What threads would you like to see more of?
I would like to see more meme threads, and more 'go 'za threads in particular. I think Veeky Forums should become the new /tv/

Oh thanks. I thought I was sarcastically pointing out his retarded punctuation. Thanks for the rundown on a common expression. You maybe want a rundown on sarcasm?

>/trv/
>decent
it's even worse than Veeky Forums, nothing but loser escapism and self-righteous pricks who hate hotels, nonwhite cities with actual rules whites have to follow, any mention of sex whatsoever, and "wat kind of tourist is least authentic" shitposts

/trv/ was good for the first six months it existed and has been a cesspool ever since

>nah
>more recipes less "i have this product in my hand is it any good"
>I try not to but yeah it's in things here
>Olive Lobster
>al/ck/ is pretty regularly just one and that's fine. More than two active beer threads is too many even tho I like them
>implying mods do anything here
>yes please
>nah
>what

>Permaban all sip posters.
So much this.

Advertising is against the rules, and all the marketing assholes (including the fast food faggots) need to be expelled.

What are you implying, friend? Are you unfamiliar with the one meta thread per board doctrine?

that's a rightful ban, faggot

>advertising

It's chemotherapy anons. It's the future you chose. You tolerated Joey's World Tour, TheReportOfTheWeek, Cooking with Jack, and you ignored threads about Food Wishes, Cooking with Dog, or even Gordon Ramsay's actual cooking.

Instead, you drove out PHS Guy, Hearts on Fire, Borneo, the Veeky Forums streamers and all other namefriends and tripfriends. Instead of contributing to coherent discussion of food, cooking, recipes, techniques, and eschewing stealth /pol/ and /b/ threads, you engaged in petty shitposting for all this time loudly complaining about on-topic threads, constructive and collaborative discussion, and instead wanting to post in food gore threads, or the always toxic pictures of japanese food threads or food politics threads or vegan threads or the always formulaic knife brand thread.

If I ran a thread right now while I cook dinner, I'm sure it would be loaded to bear with crossboarding shitposters, trolls, flamers, and baiters. Historically incompetent moderation coupled with it's invidious userbase has permanently crippled this board. Veeky Forums is a burichan shitposter's paradise. Sipping is Veeky Forums's coda. The only way to save Veeky Forums now would be to rangeban every person on this board and everyone that ever visited it.

Who's crying now? It's not so funny anymore, is it? :^)

/satire

That's the spirit of this thread. Are the retards ITT really that upset that you want to permaban some folks from Veeky Forums that are posting some inoffensive meme that's pretty well-contained that'll burn itself out like every other autistic memetic pathogen that this board has withstood?

God I hate this board so much. Why do I come here? Can't be bothered to quietly report threads or hide and ignore them, so you have to create a /q/ thread on this fucking board.

tl;dr

fuck right off tourist scum

I just think low effort threads like "for me its the mcchicken" or "OBSESSED" or "do (x) really eat this?" or other bullshit like that should be banned.

Having a general thread for something like American food or to make fun of other cultures food or something can be fine. But the obvious bait and low effort ones are worthless and should be insta delete or insta ban.

I think low effort OPs should be deleted like the mods did in OPs pic. Good on them.
I loath shill threads like mcchicken and sip but it's tricky and my opinion is my own. I'd prefer a rule where there is only one of any '''meme''' at one time, like one sip thread max.

Overall ck is great but doesn't talk about actual cooking tequnique enough.

>sips
>meme
It's a delicious beverage (Veeky Forums) and a good pwo alternative to high-calories sweets when cutting (Veeky Forums). And yeah, it's also been the hottest fuckin meme for almost a year now.

Also we need a sticky that says what food to make and buy on a budget as a public service

SIP SIP

>not understanding what a meta thread is.
Retard.

- Is the McChicken meme still funny?
>no its weared off
- What threads would you like to see more of?
>user cooks stuff
Less of?
>restaurant chains and english breakfast
- How many beer and alcohol threads is too many?
>any number of beer threads is alright, but alc threads are annoying, so already one alc thread is too many
- Permaban all sip posters.
>sure

>mcchicken isn't funny, it's put me off eating mcchickens entirely which I have to admit is slightly funny
>we're good even with mcchicken posting
>Americans fucking love corn syrup and I'm drinking some right now
>Olive Garden because when you're there you're family
>/alck/ is fine, they're not bugging anyone, there's some weird conception that they love being physically addicted to alcohol? It's just sad times there.
>the mods don't hate fun, shut up, these mods are better than fucking /co/s so be thankful
>I don't go into sip threads but they're fine
>I don't know what's in a full English, try asking someone from Galway
>I am presently within the house tonight

>talking about fast food constantly is marketing
I don't believe for a fucking second McDonalds or BK would ever do viral marketing here. Wendy's maybe, Arby's probably but their food is too shit for anyone to actually make threads about it

Surely it's easier to believe that there are fat NEETs who love tendies and Mcchickens sincerely rather than a squad of marketing interns on a cooking sub board for a Indonesian Shadow puppet BBS

>complains about mcchicken
>complains about fast food posts
>complains about sips
>complains about pickle rick memes
>promotes do americans?
this is the most reddit board, which is fine, because most redditors can't stand the shitty food subreddits. but the fact that you believe full english posting is a Veeky Forums thing tells me you have to go back. that's a horrible meme exclusive to reddit. if you don't like generals or low effort posts, maybe an image board isn't for you.

>This stupid OFF TOPIC thread still hasn't been removed/gotten OP banned
>It's been EIGHT HOURS

what are the mods doing, this thread has nothing to do with cooking

>Is the McChicken meme still funny?
For me, it's like that joke that becomes funny from time to time but it's played out currently. The pasta though with "three for free" is hilarious
>- What threads would you like to see more of? Less of?
More cook alongs, foreign food threads. Less fast food shilling
>- Do Americans really eat corn syrup?
Not as much as you think, real talk though it is sold by the gallon in grocery stores in the baking aisle
>- Best sit-down fine dining establishment: Olive Garden or Red Lobster?
Olive Garden for the unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks and the authentico italiano
>- How many beer and alcohol threads is too many?
1 /alck/ general only, 3 beer threads
>- Why do mods hate fun?
Because we've all seen what laissez-faire moderation has done to other boards and it is not pretty. Pouring one out for my nigga Veeky Forums
>- Permaban all sip posters.
Yes. "They" need to stay on Veeky Forums
>- Will we ever determine what actually constitutes a "full English" breakfast?
Not as long as Mel Gibson lives
>- Who is in the house tonight? (hint: PR)
Watch me whip. Watch me maymay

I like you

Name a better board than Veeky Forums. You will find it difficult

THAT FIRST SIP OF THE THREAD

Well, we know what they are NOT doing. Banning faggots that post non-stop fast food.

Also, you need a cactus up your ass to adjust the attitude.

>By decree of the god emperor, hiroshimoot, I invoke the Veeky Forums meta thread.
>- Is the McChicken meme still funny?
In the right context, yes, otherwise no.
>- What threads would you like to see more of? Less of?
More actual cooking, less fast food shilling. More DBG.
>- Do Americans really eat corn syrup?
Sadly yes, it's in fucking everything.
>- Best sit-down fine dining establishment: Olive Garden or Red Lobster?
None, and if I may present a rebuttal, go fuck yourself with a prickly pear.
>- How many beer and alcohol threads is too many?
One for each is fine as long as they stay in their containment threads.
>- Why do mods hate fun?
Sometimes mods love fun, but to answer, it's because your fun isnt contributing.
>- Permaban all sip posters.
Yesm or contain them to their containment thread.
>- Will we ever determine what actually constitutes a "full English" breakfast?
Travel to the English?
>- Who is in the house tonight? (hint: PR)
I'm in the fucking house tonight.

Red lobster. Olive Garden is good but it's like comparing a great art student's art with the Mona lisa

>Is the McChicken meme still funny?
No.

>What threads would you like to see more of? Less of?
More of people actually cooking, shoutout to the drunk guy with the cat. Less of shitty memes.

>Do Americans really eat corn syrup?
Yes but it's okay because Europeans eat blood and maggots.

>Best sit-down fine dining establishment: Olive Garden or Red Lobster?
Not going to dignify that with a response.

>How many beer and alcohol threads is too many?
1 is enough.

>Why do mods hate fun?
Because retards have fun a lot easier than normal people.

>Permaban all sip posters.
Yeah.

>Will we ever determine what actually constitutes a "full English" breakfast?
For somebody concerned about "memes" you sure are jamming a lot into this shitt and not funny post.

Huh. Lot's of fast food threads. Might be best to make a
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>b : one slice of bread covered with food
your text book is horribly wrong

>- Is the McChicken meme still funny?
No.
>- What threads would you like to see more of? Less of?
More threads about cooking and tea, less fast foods about fast food and chain restaurants. No sip threads, no shill threads, no "I'm reviewing fast food in a car" threads. Veeky Forums used to be about cooking more than food; that balance has reversed, and I don't like it.
>- Do Americans really eat corn syrup?
Not straight up, but yes, it's in a lot of food. Like, a lot.
>- Best sit-down fine dining establishment: Olive Garden or Red Lobster?
No.
>- How many beer and alcohol threads is too many?
2 of the same focus, or 5 total.
>- Why do mods hate fun?
Because that's what makes them mods.
>- Permaban all sip posters.
Yes.
>- Will we ever determine what actually constitutes a "full English" breakfast?
It's one of the great mysteries of the universe.
>- Who is in the house tonight? (hint: PR)
DJ SCREW IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

It's from Websters dictionary

A sticky with recipes would be nice, and before the argument that this is a slow board comes up. EVERY fucking post bar none is a shitposy.

/pol/

Websters are morons then because a sandwich is always something enveloped in bread.

/pol/ is the cancer that ruins boards, ya moron. Fortunately there are enough anons on Veeky Forums to send them crawling back under their rock with a buttload of assblasting whenever they metastisize here.

How does one even communicate with mods to get a sticky put in place?

>Is the McChicken meme still funny?
it's okay in a milhouse-is-a-meme-is-not-a-meme kind of way
>- What threads would you like to see more of? Less of?
more anons cooking and ck humor, less ip and burger threads
>- Do Americans really eat corn syrup?
It's in everythign and sold in bottles so yes.
>- Best sit-down fine dining establishment: Olive Garden or Red Lobster?
Never tried either
>- How many beer and alcohol threads is too many?
4. beer, wine, spirits. No nned for anything more.
>- Why do mods hate fun?
We don't post enough gay porn for them to take down so they get frustrated
>- Permaban all sip posters.
Yes please
>- Will we ever determine what actually constitutes a "full English" breakfast?
Yes. Just merge every opinions together to create the ulitmate full english
>- Who is in the house tonight? (hint: PR)
PR?

...

Oh, this shit.

Bump

The al/ck/ threads have nothing to do with food or cooking and need to be purged.

It's a staple of board culture, where else would the poor bastards go?

they could go to /b/, or kill themselves already. either one seems acceptable.

>Why do mods hate fun?
>Permaban all sip posters.

No, OP, why do YOU hate fun?

talk about hating fun..

"Sip posters" are blatant viral marketers. It's obviously their attempt to make a meme in the wake of the success that Wendy's interns had on twitter.

We sure are and i'll tell you a little secret too crybaby, viral marketing is allowed now. Maybe I just really love /sip/ and the delicious beverage that is the Monster energy drink.

I saw it as like an extension of that r9k thing where they act all smug about being NEETs.
Just a bunch of people being intentionally dumb and obnoxious.
I reckon there's a chance it was started by the company but I doubt they need to keep it going, they just needed a couple of dumb impressionable fucks to buy into the idea that that liking this product is a part of their identity and it perpetuates itself, spreading from moron to moron.
Just a bunch of gullible dudes really.

>blatant viral marketers
OK so it should be easy to prove. Go ahead.

Posting from your phone so you dont get IP rangebanned doesn't help your case

Checkmate. He's using a smartphone. Only shills use smartphones. Eternally btfo.

They might be shills but at least they remain contained in a single thread. I've read some of their shill tactics and they're kind of cute and creative in a millennial marketing sort of way.

t. will never consume an energy drink be it /sip/ or any other.

I'm a Veeky Forums newfag just getting into cooking
>Is the McChicken meme still funny?
No it never was
> What threads would you like to see more of? Less of?
Less "for me" and "flyover" garbage less AutismOfTheWeek and FatassWorldTour
>Do Americans really eat corn syrup?
Fatfucks that drink a 2liter every day
>Best sit-down fine dining establishment: Olive Garden or Red Lobster?
Red Lobster > Olive Garden
>How many beer and alcohol threads is too many?
There should be one alck thread and one beer thread
>Why do mods hate fun?
Why do posters have to be immature fags who think retarded shit is funny
>Permaban all sip posters.
Yes it's cancer on every board
>Will we ever determine what actually constitutes a "full English" breakfast?
Beans are for fags
>Who is in the house tonight? (hint: PR)
Chef John from foooood wishes wiiiiith a little b of the c

I feel we need to talk more about Snack Zach

generals shouldn't be a thing at all anywhere on Veeky Forums

I like you.

>I've read some of their shill tactics
What in the hell are you talking about. Sip threads are photos of energy drinks and people saying "S I P B O Y S" and ">tfw 2 for $4"

Veeky Forums users like to inflate their sense of self importance by convincing themselves businesses / governments deploy marketing / psyop agents here

best answers ITT

Yeah. Don't tell /pol/.