What is the best way to get sick on purpose? I've heard that eating tobacco gives you a fever, is this true?

What is the best way to get sick on purpose? I've heard that eating tobacco gives you a fever, is this true?

Go to a school, preschool or daycare, touch everything and put your fingers in your eyes, mouth, nose and ears.

you could try studying, you never know

that is assuming that op isn't an underage boy who's trying to skip a test

OP here, trying to skip training in the military by being sick

Break your own legs. Alternatively have unprotected gay sex or visit Madagascar.

>eating tobacco gives you a fever
Don't worry I will eat a cigarette and test this.
For you.
For SCIENCE.

eat a rotten potato

Have bareback gay gangbangfiesta.

kiss a cats asshole

Say your trans

Dod you actually test it?

I'm back and I have suffered no ill effects
Eating a cigarette isn't fun though and I don't recommend it

Report back tomorrow just in case.

קוקסינל מה אתה מנשה להשיג גימלים?
דחוף אצבע לתחת ותגיד שזיינו אותך

taking a hot bath gives you a fever

Turn on your air conditioner on full blast
Take a shower
Don't dry yourself
Lie in front of the air conditioner and freeze.

Easy cold

Faking mental illiense is the optimal method to not compromise your actual physical health.

Do you have compulsory service in your country user?

Just say you're thinking about killing yourself. If in the US they'll kick you out quick to keep their numbers down.

Yes, and I hate it

I could but I'm not sure if they will notice that I'm trying to trick them

Eat a raw potato kek

It's been about 24 hours and I have suffered no symptoms
You can't eat cigarettes for quick sickness; it's a lie