Aliens come to earth. They request one book to help them understand the 'human condition.'
Which book do you give them, Veeky Forums? Why?
Aliens come to earth. They request one book to help them understand the 'human condition.'
Which book do you give them, Veeky Forums? Why?
my diary desu
...
my novel
Why isn't your novel done yet? Why are you on a stupid, useless web forum when you should be working?
Why haven't you lived authentically?
Don't you know you're dying?
Gucci Manes biography.
the bible with a gun hidden inside
Kek
Harold Bloom's list of western canon.
Fuck those lazy aliens, why wouldn't they read more than one book?
They don't want to waste their time analyzing our collective autism and have more harmonious, beautiful civilizations to visit.
Sex Motorcycle
Oxford's Dictionary
>Harold Bloom's list of western canon
What a shitty meme
Cloud Mows The Law
Charles Bukowski
>human nature according to a bunch of old white guys
jesus christ, you might as well just slap them with your grade school copy of Lord of the Flies.
What human condition OP? whatever made you think there was one?
time to open up your mind, boyo
well I'm a Marxist so admitting the existence of the human condition is akin to capitalist aggression for me so I would probably kill the aliens for spreading seditious consumerist propaganda
human condition =/= human nature
>claiming to be a Marxist without having read Marx
>can't into human Gattungswesen
The rise and fall of the third reich
much of marx's actual writings are tedious and irrelevant. he is a truly masturbatory writer. the only absolutely neccesary one is the communist manifesto but today his work is best continued by modern writers like naomi klein and bernie sanders
Gulag Archipelago
The Divine Comedy, because it tells about every kind of human character and every single aspect of life, besides being the summa of half the human history
why
to show them communism doesn't work. and warn them of the dangers of marxism
Because he's currently reading it or he liked it, so he just throw his random 2 cents into the thread, that's all
>harmonious
>beautiful
>not exclusive disjunction
kek
>black culture
The aliens would surely exterminate us.
How are beauty and harmony mutually exclusive?
Congrats on sounding smart tho
Finnigans wake
>implying humans understand the human condition
tell them we are busy
Beowulf
Tropic of Cancer