What are some jewish tricks to get the most bang for your shekels?

what are some jewish tricks to get the most bang for your shekels?

>asking for your drink with no ice

Put a gun to the cashier's head and demand free tendies

fuck off

>6 million

Order small sizes instead of regular or order from the kid's menu.

Ask if they'll make some fries fresh for you. They usually will, but it might take longer. Always get hot fries, no extra cost.

He said jew, not nigger.

Racism doesn't have a place on Veeky Forums.
I hope that when you visit your parents you'll find your father hanging from the roof with shit pouring down his pants, dead.

ask for a water cup, fill it with a clear soda like sprite.

>the jew strikes you as he cries out in pain

Kek

Oi vey!

You don't see that happening?
As soon as he finds out how racist and stupid his son is he'll hang himself in shame.
Your mother loves BBC.
Your girlfriend loves BBC.
How does that make you feel?

Its 2017 your jewish tricks dont work anymore.

My mom's more racist than I am, and my wife literally dry heaved when a black tried to hit on her once in a bar. How's life treating you when you realize memes aren't life?

At starbucks, ask for 3 espresso shots in a venti cup with ice, syrup and milk.
You now have an iced latte for $4 instead of $8

You can make your money's worth by making the employees work extra. Use the sink as a urinal

Same thing.

any fast casual restaurant where they assemble food in front of you, ask for half and half of two different types of meat.

Hire only women.
Use that pay gap to your advantage.

But... If all the workers are women, who will be making less?

The owner.

Haha. 30 Rock joke.

>Tina fey: do you treat me different because I'm a woman
>Alec Baldwin: well yeah, I pay you less

That's odd cause she married a nigger

Not really Jewish but ask for unsalted fries. It'll always be fresh.

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Only if you're Israel's lost tribe they want to forget about again.

i thought those were the injuns

At the coffee shop i work at when customers try this shit with ice drinks we give it to them at the volume comes to without ice (~3/4 of the cup)

Dine and Dash.

Hey it's /gif/ in a nutshell.

Kek

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Oy vey, shut it down. The filthy goyim know!

you should dilute the rest with water instead

Ask for a fresh pizza at Little Caesars. Only takes them like 8 minutes to make one.

>go to self check out terminal
>ring up several bunches of bananas as one orange
>ring up orange as bananas
>if they check your receipt, it still says bananas and oranges

Four minutes if they've got one of the new ovens corporate has been shilling.

t. friends with a franchise owner

By the thumbnail, I thought this was an acid blotter.

Get 10 lbs of bananas for .68 freedom units and one orange for like .40

If you're a real scumbag you'll ask for one meat, wait till they put it on, then ask for half of the other meat so they don't pre-emptively shortchange you on the first scoop.

I don't order value meals. I just order the sandwhiches I want, and maybe a small fry and drink what I have at home. Usually a few cents cheaper and I don't have extra shit I don't want (like a fountain drink)

Ordering your Chinese food as "to go" and then eating it in the restaurant. The to go option is almost always a larger portion size and therefor cheaper per pound.

What amateur kiosk system are your stores using that don't have a scale? Ours would flag immediately when you ring up a six pound orange.