How many burgers or steaks will i get out of one of these baby deer?

How many burgers or steaks will i get out of one of these baby deer?

With deer that size you'd be better off having the meat cured. You get more mileage out of it.

not enough to be worth it

Yo that's bad juju. Don't do that.

Why? They are an invasive species and on my property.

Do Americans really paint stripes on their lawns?

Leave bambi alone please

It's not paint, That's how wide my lawnmowers deck is. I go back and forth and it leaves the grass pointing the way i cut it (forward).

Do you mow swastikas in the lawn as well??

I bet you do you Communist!

Haha I bet she does. Black people are so weird

When I was a kid I would mow the front lawn wearing nothing but my sister's thong. And I did indeed mow a swastika once. My mom laughed when she saw it.

try milking it for urine.

you're this > guy aren't you?

I bet you can make a patty of each ear alone.

Save it until they're in season. Buy a license. It's only a few months away.

>buy a license to hunt on your own property

It's illegal to hunt fawns. You can't get a permit for them. Taxidermists have to sell captive fawns but I can't remember if they are only allowed too if it didn't die on purpose or from neglect.

Also they aren't an invasive species in the US. That's not how invasive species work.

Venison's dear, isn't it?

But they will run away by then

Fine, they're undocumented deer

Depends, some of the cuts are quite cheap.

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A hunter's licence, not tags or permits. Idiot.

>Swastika
>communist

He has a point. In my state you don't need a license to hunt on your own property, but you do have to follow the regulations. There are no "tags" for any hunting except for migratory waterfowl.

kill all canadian geese please