Mouthfeel

>mouthfeel

Look at your thread user. Are you really happy with this shit? You better be drunk because this is god damn sad and uninspired. Get better

>butthurt

only children and autistic manchildren complain about the mouthfeel

wrong, moron

>sumptuous

the word butthurt doesn't make your thread any less garbage

Who made these?

It's been like two years since this autist pics use to get posted on Veeky Forums

Dafuq is Rosie O'Donnel doing out of her cage?

please stop for the love of god

My dream girl

>"""x""" aioli
>nice hiss
>umami

I feel really bad for her
but even she has a boy friend

>but even she has a boy friend
Source?

Is it a Misery situation?

>pronouncing bruschetta correctly

>"garlic aioli"

Haile the turtle. Im not gonna lie, shes super cringe and everything but theres something about her I find cute as fuck

>but even she has a boy friend
Clean yourself up and actually try if you really want a bf, bitch

>"'aioli' aioli"

>loli aioli

What is mouthfeel and ow does it differ from texture?

I miss the turtle but it's more of a Veeky Forums feel

>loli lol

It doesn't. Those are synonyms.

Why would any sane person use the word "mouthfeel" over texture?

Why would any sane person use the word "faggot" over homosexual? Why would any sane person use the word "soda" over "carbonated soft-drink"? Why would any sane person use the word "water" over H2O?

>Why would any sane person use the word "faggot" over homosexual?
It's shorter to say
>Why would any sane person use the word "soda" over "carbonated soft-drink"?
It's shorter to say
>Why would any sane person use the word "water" over H2O?
It's shorter to say

>soda
It's spelled "pop" you uneducated savage

But texture isn't shorter to say than mouthfeel.

The word texture existed before mouthfeel though. Why would you replace the word with a word that isn't shorter and sounds worse?

>The word texture existed before mouthfeel though.
Proof it.

Fuck off back to your cuckshed you yankee bastard

>sounds worse
Subjectivity is a really tough concept for you aspy fuckups to grasp, isn't it?

It objectively sounds worth, you mouth breathing subhuman. Kill yourself and die

>It objectively sounds worth
So that means "texture" sounds objectively worthless?

end you're fucking live

>and you're fucking live
ftfy

>mouthfeel
Yeah I get its sort of pretentious, but it is slightly different than texture. Red wines can have a different mouth depending on tannin and sugar. Soft drinks can have different mouthfeel depending on carbonation and acidity. They're all liquids and have the same texture. Mouthfeel is includes texture but also has more to it. Not everything you feel in your mouth is textural.

texture is 2 syllables
mouthfeel is 3

I'm so sorry you're retarded, user.

This is a very mean thread guys

>objectively
Never_go_full_retard.jpg

Wines don't have a mouth, user. It's an inanimate liquid.

>Rustic