Chinese person sits nearby

They think it enhances flavor to chew with your mouth open

>japanese person sits nearby
>dies from overwork and face hits the table

which is actually true

Fuck off Nene you annoying bitch

I went into a restaurant in Florida and was seated next to a family of blacks, and I shit you not, they were literally whooping, yelling, and clapping inside of a quiet, not that busy restaurant. Completely true story, it was disgusting.

Are you deaf?

>jap sits opposite
>commits war crime

>American sits across the room
>Throws a grenade
>Throws a second one after the first one explodes just in case

no one sits next to me

I never understood why jigs feel the need to be loud every fucking place they go

I never understood why you're too much of a pussy to say that in person.

I saw this some dude say it the other day. The black person just got really quiet and looked embarrassed. It was more awkward than anything.

Because they lack self awareness as a race. Thats why black people are so open about everything and try to be the center of attention

Their parents should have told them when they were children

>gee user why don't you tell random people how to behave in public?
you're a moron

It's just their culture. If you ever see big groups of black people they are loud as shit. That's how they are

The Chinese are subhuman trash. What do you expect?

Man, I wish I could get my hand on free grenades, the ones I make just don't shred people like they should.

>triggered drumpfkin
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Actually, it's a matter of politeness.

In Chinklandia, slurping shows you approve of the food. It's insulting to the host or the cook to not slurp your food.

So in their weird sideways vagina culture, that is actually them being extremely polite.

>he says, in reaction to being triggered by user's post

Things I've seen Chinese and Vietnamese international students eat in my dining hall (Sodexo trash):
>bowl of scrambled eggs with milk up to the brim
>sprite with added salt
>cottage cheese with baked tilapia skin
>soft serve ice cream in cream of broccoli soup
>corn chowder with no bake cookies

Asians mix sweet/sour sweet/salty a lot.

Inferior cultures need to die.

White people do the same shit, man. I'm not disagreeing with the fact that negroids can be very loud, but white people are guilty of the same thing.

White people love to simultaneously laugh at extreme volume and scream phrases such as "I know, right?" and "Oh my God!" during conversation.

I worked in Scottsdale Arizona for 5 years, and interacted with a lot of people on the daily.

But salt?

>sit beside a table of americans
>BRAAAAAAP
>"Heh, I call that the ol' Nagasaki"
>entire table starts clapping to the tune of The Star-Spangled Banner

When in Rome...

>some white people do a thing
>that's totally the same as 80%+ doing a thing
hmmm so much so that it's a cultural norm
Have you considered that you just worked in a classless place that drew classless clientele?

What went wrong?

>there's no tipping
Always makes me giggle.

I love the mom's in these.
You can just tell they're dripping wet.

black people wanted to keep acting like black people but get treated like white people

Hard workers enjoying a meal.

>delicious. And
Hmmm

Murder Christians?

What's going on between the younger kid and the stranger?

It used to be that you let your children interact with people because you didn't assume that everyone was a child molester.

I think the father is offering his son in exchange for a bite of the big mac

they aren't strangers, in typical coon fashion they bring like 20 people to everything. It's probably some deadbeat uncle

Nope, he's holding the kid up so he doesn't fall on the seat and bonk his head you sick fuck.

The mom looks aroused as fuck, probably banging her husband's brother

>bonk
You're the sick fuck here, buddy

The face of a dad who has never met his kids and is wondering how the fuck he's gonna get out of this

The closest sexual thing would be BOINK and even then that's a stretch. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Ok, my mistake

wtf. I've never heard it used int that context before. People are fucking retarded.

>can't wait to pick up my welfare check

It's British, so it doesn't count.

That would make sense.

Ice Koob bottom right

This. You're all liars.

Well, it's been confirmed by Wez in 2004, so I guess that's an open and shut case. It's now official widely recognised slang, add it to the book.

do american restaurants let people in on those scooters?

>some
It's at least half.

as an american in a non flyover location i can verify this is truth

I remember those videos.

>dad walks by
>"look what you're doing to yourself"
>"lol shut up dad" *drinks gravy*
sad

Yes, yes the do.

Quit being autistic and actually respond to the person you social outcast.