*removes every single chocolate brand except milka*

*removes every single chocolate brand except milka*

ahhh... much better :)

ok

I think dove is good.

This is why you brits are so fucking fat and ugly

>removes competition
>proceeds to pay $7.90 for a bar of milka
lmoa

>living under capitalism
>allowing the state to take a hefty percentage of your earnings as "income tax"
KEK

Agreed for Anna

I'm German, and even I don't like Milka that much. I prefer the Moser-Roth brand from ALDI.

soy dough shit

*reinserts the objectively superior Freia*
ahh... much better :)

I like Milka but I'm also very fond of some Cadbury and Nestle variants. I wouldn't want to lose those.

I have your mom the old milka milka

I love to drink Milka out of her Breasta if you know what I mean

I had that stuff once, it was very sweet and made my teeth itchy

Yup...

I sure do.

Best chocolate spokes athlete?

that's not Godiva

Ahem.. EXCUSE ME!?

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>marzipan

You guys ever had Caillers? Best fucking chocolate around

Milka tastes like vomit

I don't like Milka. I can enjoy expensive chocolate as well as shitty 'chocolate', but Milka is such weird middle ground it does nothing to me.

All european chocolate tastes like vomit, what's your point?

Maybe if you are American and eat vomit chocolate everyday

Kinder Schokolade is the GOAT. Milka has a chemical taste to their products.

>Kinder
>Not getting the eggs
Are you 5?

>N-NO U
Like clockwork

WEDEL BEST, MILKA IS BAD, WEDEL PROUD POLISH, WE FIGHT EVERYONE WE WIN. MILKA NEEDS TO PAY WEDEL FOR WAR REPERATIONS, MILKA KILLED MILLIONS OF WEDEL, BERLIN RIGHTFUL POLISH CLAY

*resists removal and blocks your path*

I love this but hate the eggshells in it

Fucking plebs

I can't eat Lindt bunnies anymore, they're too cute and the ribbon is gorgeous, I feel so bad to crack its head in :(

Just chop it off with a large knife or cleaver

my negro

milka is nice for every now and then, but lindt is true god tier

where the fuck do you pay $7.90 for a single bar of milka?
Not even the saison-chocolate like "cinnamon, caramel and apple pie" costs that much

I love their champagner-pralinés

>lindt
hellooooo grandpa long time no see! how's the new rocking chair treating you xx

Is that an actual stereotype? If so, where?

The point was that in the absence of competition they have carte blanche to raise prices as they see fit.

Fazer is the only true chocolate manufacturer. Shame it's from Finland, it will never get the fame and glory it deserves.

>t. Jukka Odstÿndölïblítt

Objectively the best mass produced chocolate.
A close second, but very different, is Novi.

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>eating chocolate in this day and age when everything has added sugar in it

I bet you bite out of it too, instead of just breaking down a single piece to have after a meal.

>Deal with it