What went so wrong in your life that you still waste your time on this awful site?

What went so wrong in your life that you still waste your time on this awful site?

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I don't know, I just have a really autistic sense of humor that can only be satisfied in this place. I try to not come here but I need a fix every 2 or 3 hours.

Why are so many threads on this board made by people projecting on to others?

I don't have any friends and I have a strange sense of humour

Because I feel so fucking lonely.

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Biggest story of the week up here

why is it awful exactly?

dropped out of uni, burnt my bridges. waiting for my epiphany

I don't want normie friends

it's a brutally honest place


also

>have a wife and two kids
>I'm so lonely

fuck off

That's a false narrative. I was wrong from the beginning. Some people are just misfires and there's no freudian arc that brought them down

Basically this. Veeky Forums is the only remaining form of human connection I still have, you guys are my Wilson the ball.

>WAHHH I HAVE NO FREE WILL WAHHH I DONT HAVE CONTROL OF MYSELF WAHHH EVERYTHING WAS FUCKED FROM THE START WAHHH WHY DIDNT I GET SHIT HANDED TO ME WAHHH IM GONNA BE ELOQUENT SO I CAN BE SMART ABOUT MY FATALISM WAHHHH
Just find a noose already.

I've just learned I'm becoming a father and I feel like a child. Veeky Forums gives me an opportunity to shitpost for a bit before facing this gruesome road ahead.

Wow. The post didn't say any of that

represents it very well though.

Meh, I've been a book editor for over a decade, and this place is a good respite from coherent, sane discourse.

Why didn't you use a damn condom?

>condemning a soul to suffering and death because it made your peepee feel good

Too late for an abortion?

>advocating murder

Bitch broke my heart, havent gotten over it. It's been a few years.

I have no friends and no one to share my love of books with

Also, I need a break from job hunting.

bad group of friends i had in my early high school years introduced me to the site

that was like 6 or 7 years ago now jesus

I'm procrastinating from reading Kant. I'd rather read Hamsun but I'm fresh out of novellas and short works by him, so investing time in a novel when I should be reading Kant would be ill-advised.

Brutal, yes, honest, no.

Being the exact opposite of friendly isn't honesty user, it's being a dick.

Because most sites suffer from over moderation which results in a boring, polite style of humour largely revolving around TV references and which removes all honesty

I was an edgy, bitter nerd with unlimited internet access from the moment of puberty so it was inevitable I found my way into Veeky Forums. At this point it's largely habit. Which isn't to say I don't still generally enjoy it.

Sartre was a 5 foot troglodyte whose eyes pointed in separate directions and he made an entire career out of telling people who blamed anyone but themselves for their failures to fuck off in the most convoluted way imaginable, and was lauded as one of the greatest intellectuals of his time.

I got a cushy desk job with a boss who usually works from home. Send help.

>life is inherently sacred

the fuck outta here

I've actually been steadily diminishing the time I spend here and gaming since 2015. Mostly by finding better things to do.
We're all gonna make it, bros...

This is the only place I can go to to discuss philosophy seriously.

>seriously

Reddit is down. You're right, though, Veeky Forums is just edgelords trying to bait each other into pointless arguments. And porn.

>discuss

I don't feel comfortable anywhere else.

trying to bait and 'bate, if you will

Still going through that teenage crisis huh?

Criminally underrated post.

/r9k/ can get the fuck out.

>implying he's wrong

This tbqh.
Also KHV with shitty pizzaface, bad fasion sense and poor posture. My only good point is an above average cock which I will never get to use. My bitterness from these truths attracted me to 4chans edgy faggotry.

Never learned how to act normally around people or seek out friends that were similar to me, I hate most liberal shills, and I don't have the same tacitly accepted sense of meaning in my life that most people do. So I waste my time on here in anonymity, because it's as worthwhile as anything else.

lack of hobbies

I still haven't figured out how to internally recycle waste byproducts of digestion so here I am for several minutes at a time.

Browsing Veeky Forums beats watching tv or social media. Besides, this is, like, the only website I use. It's not like I have any friends with whom I can actually discourse literature, anyway...

because i can say things without it being "me" saying it

he should have said "authentically"

reddit and the like have restrictive dialogue because of social pressures where people have ulterior motives other than finding the truth

Fuck off reddit

It's not that bad

I have to go somewhere now that kc is kill

>kc is kill
Wait what?

So that's where the influx of shitposter came from

kc tyre

Now Brends are scattered all over various chans.

the spirit of kc will live on

>that was like 6 or 7 years ago now jesus

funny how the time passes. crazy thing is people would still (and fairly, I guess) consider us newfags despite having been here for about half the site's existence.

I like it. It basically perpetuates my misery and keeps me on the track at university by convincing me everybody is a piece of shit. It keeps me from socializing with others and becoming normal, which would doubtless deter me from good grades and hermetic studying.

Since when? I tried going on last night but couldn't.

A few days.
Maybe it will get back up but nobody seems to know for sure.

>deter me from good grades and hermetic studying.

Grades are a meme, network is literally 99% of what matters.

I mean jesus fucking christ you can't be that smart if you legitimately think some letter or number a professor gave you means a fuck to anyone but you if you can't even properly socialize.

Mommy told me I was a genius but then I wasn't

Depends on your field. Grades matter more in STEM.

Veeky Forums does a pretty solid job of instilling humility. Or maybe that's just insecurity. I often confuse the two.

>humility
>Veeky Forums

Have you seen the way people talk about their tastes here? You would think that musical/artistic taste was a motherfuckin battleground.

I already work for the government and they are going to place me when I graduate. I'm still expected to get good grades in my program since I intend on pursuing graduate studies.

There is undoubtedly that element, but this site also is filled with people who have some pretty extensive knowledge on arcane subjects. Seeing that has always been a reminder of how much I truly don't know.

To (You) posts I resonate with
Grades become a lot less funny when you have scholarship money riding on them. 0.1 GPA lower and I lose.

been there. the epiphany is that there isn't one unfortunately.

Hey Avv

literally me