List the last five things you bought at the grocery store and the person below you extrapolates on your life, tastes...

Agnostic, easy going, I don't wear long pants unless I'm going to some sort of formal gathering, normally wear loose fitting denim shorts and a plain shirt, Im a bit autistic but I still talk to cashier. Listen to electronic music and hip hop.

dozen eggs
bag of cipollini onions
1lb of raw frozen shrimp, medium size 30~40 count
6 heads of garlic
jar of pickled red cabbage

>heavy cream
>chicken thighs
>red wine
>flour
>mushrooms

Skinny, wear glasses, you judge the shit out of the single mom with the child who is screaming in front of you, you live in a major city, possibly northeast

uhhh

>Red onion
>three heads of corn
>I had chicken marinating for 24 hours with 1 orange, two limes, 4th a cup of lime juice, salt pepper, water, various spices and herbs
>Charcoal
>Garlic
>coriander(soap)
>tomatoes
>low carb and normal flower tortillas
>premade guac (cheaper)
>and some milk
>4 limes
>1 tomato
>1 Chili pepper
>also a diet Dr Pepper

made quesadillas that night

Upper-middle class cajun, enjoys wine in excess, walks on along the beach, & deep sea fishing on the gulf. Plays jazz at night as a sleep aid, and is overly stressed and easily overwhelmed with few friends.

>8lbs Bag Russet Potatoes
>3 Bunches of Leeks
>1 Bag Scallions
>1 Whole Green Cabbage
>Qt Almond Milk

>oreos
>birthday cake oreos
>double stuf oreos
>mint oreo thins
>a whole roast chicken

Single Caucasian male, late 20s early 30's. Thinning hair and thickening waistline, you fake interest in peoples hobbies/lives in a futile attempt to feel like a part of the "in" group. Own a non-standard pet and it's livelihood is the only thing keeping you from suicide.

>Diet soda
>Ice cream
>Frozen green beans
>Iceberg lettuce
>Pace Picante Sauce

ADHD, high school highest level of education, don't follow directions don't care, live life on my own terms, early twenties still figuring things out, very handy

I'm actually a lower-middle class of Germanic descent, can't stand wine because it tastes like rot, loathe the beach, play chinese cartoon porno as a sleep aid, am fairly relaxed and collected, but you're right about the few friends part.

> two chocolate bars
> Bottle of aspirin
> Yoga pants
> Party balloons
> Foot callus remover

holy shit

>5lb bag of rice
>3 cases of lime seltzer water
>A head of lettuce
>3 bags of blueberry bagles
>2 sticks of cream cheese

Mid-thirties single mother who's desperately trying to seem like a mid-twenties single mother

Shane?
youtube.com/watch?v=1hkObnZAFqc

>Premade guac
I usually make my own and I'm not sure if it's just the ones in my area but the giant I go to has really good store brand guac

You live life on the going, only taking time to prep your rice cooker and drink vodka seltzers. Life is new and you are young. Gay?

>2 blocks of firm tofu
>Knob of ginger
>Small yellow potatoes
>Head of cauliflower

A poor fuck who doesn't have any money and lives by himself.

A married person who cooks fancy meals for their spouse but has kids.

A dude who just likes to cooks things in bulk and someday hopes to start a civil war in his homeland.

A fat fuck who watches anime.

A kid who bought a house or is renting on his own.

An alcoholic who so happens to be rich and eats relatively healthy.

>All purpose flour
>A can of tomato sauce
>chewing tobacco
>a half gallon of tea
>a breakfast burrito made by the store served hot

who is this faggot?
im just fat, at least im not a
>HEY GUYS
youtuber.

my closest store is a publix

their store brand is actually pretty good, plus it was buy one get one free day

A southern hick that complains about minorities despite loving their food.

>Blueberry preservatives
>Tortilla chips
>Eggs
>Milk
>Hershey chocolate bar

>Gay
Futa doesn't count right guys

college dropout who can't decide whether to cut or bulk

my aunt?

>214g pancetta
>6 medium eggs
>114g reggiano
>450g spaghetti
>2 monster /sips/ (white and blue)

College dropout with little to no future, works part-time and live with his mother or grandmother.

Likes to pretend he has superpowers, imagines himself crushing heads with his mind and scoring chicks with telepathy.

Tries to be polite to her coworkers but always comes off as condescending, lately has stopped even attempting and just acts catty and bitchy all the time.

A self-harming teenage girl.

You are white, into Asian culture and anime, late twenties, live alone and don't have a girlfriend because you consider yourself smarter than the most basic bitch, you are smart but in esoteric subjects that don't matter

Swedebro who's eating because he's bored and not because he's actually hungry

>good cat food
>bratwurst
>lucky charms
>shrimps
>Panko

Pretty fucking spot-on, senpai desu, except the hair, not fat, and I have a white cot like a Bond villain, which is kinda non-standard. Everything else is correct.

Take a good, hard, honest look at your hairline.
Also just because you can suck it in doesn't mean that pooch doesn't exist.

>frozen shrimp
>15oz can of tomato sauce
>green bell pepper
>white onion
>celery

In all honesty the only thing inaccurate was the region.

>1 pound deli sliced pan roasted turkey, store brand
>1/2 pound deli sliced provolone, store brand
>rolls
>3 heads of garlic

>12 pack beer
>cheapest high proof I could buy
>Diet coke
>Frozen pizza
>Frozen dinners

kill me

>Block of Cabot's finest farmer's reserve cheddar, 3 years aged
>12 pack of magic hat
>5 pinklady apples
>2lb chicken livers
>bag of carrots

A lazy alcoholic with more money than sense.

get your shit together man

>canned shredded tuna
>red potatoes
>mayonnaise
>minced beef
>sliced bread

fuck shredded tuna, i'm never buying that shit again. looks like pile of cat food shit

A cabbage.
A head of cauliflower.
A sleeve of garlic containing five heads.
A bag of four purple yams.
A bag of four beetroots.

Somebody from Louisiana.

You live in California, your parents were upper middle to upper class, your 29 turning 30 soon, you have had some major set backs and are jealous of where your college friends are in life, your parents help you out with rent, you are depressed but in a month or two will rebound

>scotch fillet steak
>spinach
>garlic
>potatoes
>snickers icecream

midwest vegan, gay or a woman

smoked salmon
topo chico
plums
white sugar
brown sugar

You're half right. I bought that to cook all my weeks meals at once. Jag är svenskbro.

>bread
>milk
>cheap litre bottle of energy drink
>beans
>cheap biscuits

>A can of craft imperial coffee stout (never had it before but I loved it)
>Pencil Asparagus
>Bell peppers
>Fourme d'Ambert and Brie by Cowgirl Creamery (Hadn't had either before, but I love blue cheese. My go-to are roqueforts. The brie was mediocre, won't get it again.)
>Gluten free pasta (I have a wheat allergy, not meme-celiac)
>Bacon (for refried beans)
>Pluots

Not 5 but eh

>A taco kit
>Mince
>Lettuce
>Tomato
>Cheese

literally homosexual or a hipster douchbag who spends his free time outdoors, sucking craft beer and cum

ambitionless loser. maybe you workout and even get laid but it still sucks.

whole wheat bread
tomatoes
soy milk
beef jerky
eggs

>newfaggot

Former homeless drug addict that has only just got a place and trying o learn to cook again.

>Supreme and cheese pizzas
>Vitamin D Milk
>Flour tortillas
>Refried beans
>Taco seasoning, low sodium

>only faggots and women eat vegetables!
>what about vegans? they do, too
>like I said: only faggots and women eat vegetables!
lol
Also, not even close to guessing me.
Give ya a hint, though: today's the last day I'm supposed to eat vegetarian, even if I didn't follow literally any of the other abstainances.

White male college student attempting to make burritos and pizza while on the go.

holy shit right on point except I've been eating everything raw

Octopus and mackerel sashimi plate
Ginger ale
Eggplant
Asparagus
Thin noodles (somen)

>1.5lb of ground pork
>1lb of frozen shrimp
>5 ears of yellow corn
>2 bundles of green onion
>6pack of strawberry perrier

Vietnamese, either female or a gay man.

German white man enamoured with Japanese culture™

Asian guy living in japan in a casual relationship with a vegan girl but close enough

>2x sliced wheat bread
>18 eggs
>altoids
>2 heads of broccoli
>top round 4 pack
>lychee drink
>tomatoes

Single, english, and depressed. You either work hard or play hard, but either way, you're not making any money.

2 pack of chicken breast
sourdough baguette
ginger beer
summer squash
12 pack of Lagunitas Sumpin Sumpiin

Middle-aged white guy who lives alone. Eat ice cream to remember his childhood.

lol, im vietnamese

The ginger ale, asparagus and eggplant threw me off.

>1.75ml of Taaka Vodka
>1.75ml of Taaka Vodka
>1.75ml of Taaka Vodka
>1.75ml of Taaka Vodka
>1.75ml of Taaka Vodka

Has facial hair, wears a tight plaid shirt with the top button done up, has unfashionable tattoos that are covered up with long sleeves, parents are always asking when you're going to get a girlfriend and settle down.

3 bags of lentils
Soy sauce
Olive oil
Red chile paste
carrots

I bought a bunch of shit but these were the first things I remembered

Gotta get help, bud

a loaf of rye bread
four pack of fresh baked croissants
2x meatloaf from the hot deli foods counter
a 180 capsule bottle of baby aspirin
1.5L of turtles ice cream

Vegan Weaboo who is into self fisting with carrots

Too drunk to get his units right. Shameless alcoholic. Get help.

Possibly a white boomer with a Korean girlfriend/wife?

Trendy dad, 30+. You probably live in a city but in a house rather than an apartment because you figured out how to get a low down payment.

A party animal with lots of friends, never lets his friends drive home and always has a spare bed for a friend in need, goes out of his way to make everyone feel special, he's never too busy to listen to your problems, remembers everyone's name after meeting them only once.

Anyone?

Mid thirties, overweight, don't get out much, into computers always have been always will, starting to become self conscious about your health

1lb of steak
Whole chicken
Spices I ran out of
Zucchinis
Chicken Stock
a Xyience

no booze this time

Who buys just five things?

Here is the last five items on the bottom of my most recent shopping list

>Silken firm tofu x 2
>Fine dark cocoa powder
>Alpro choc desert x 3
>Burgen loaf
>Ground cumin

Middle aged white woman who was told by her husband to get some steaks. Trying out Lychee because she heard it was a "superfood."

Whiny hipster. Probably does a lot of cooking and believes that this skill makes him valuble and attractive. Wears clothes from a thrift store, but not goodwill. Somewhere nice, like buffalo exchange or something.

I live right next to the grocery store, a 2 minute walk, so I just shop for the day usually or for a few days. It depends on how busy I am.

I'm the Xyience guy.

21 white college student living with roomates, so close. The steaks were my idea, top round is versatile and my roomates aren't likely to fuck it up if they decide to cook.

So do I but I still shop weekly.

Middle age man that spent his youth drinking too much alcohol and eating bad food.
Now in the first stages of midlife crisis trying to eat more vegetables and learning to cook some meals at home in an attempt to reverse the damage done in his youth.

Wrong I was more right

You're on point except for the whole
>makes him attractive
bit.

I try too hard with my cooking because I live alone, I want to make friends, and I can't stand eating alone. I'm a trans girl and have trouble eating when my food is mediocre. My mom spoiled me with good food as a kid.

Damn, that was far off.

I overreacted to the lychee drink.

>Thin sliced beef
>Black forest ham
>Bagels
>Two (2) Marie Callenders chicken pot pies
>One (1) Jimmy Dean burrito breakfast bowl

>2lb Pork Tenderloin
>1 box of gallon sized zip lock bags
>zucchini
>6 pack of Bayern Dragon's Breath beer
>horseradish mustard

I went to a drug store and got
>3 rolls of the cheapest paper towels they had
>half gallon of 2% reduced fat milk
>pack of mint gum
>pair of Dr. Sholl's shoe insoles

> live alone
Meant in a co-op, but I sure feel alone.

You like big, bold, hearty flavors and always brine/marinate your meat.

In college or grad school, ex Muslim or Jewish, wanted to make a somewhat 'fancy' dinner by using zucchini.

>2.5lbs Ground Turkey
>Strawberries
>Celery
>Black Beans
>8 Tortillas

Pasta, gouda, fancy pepperoni, black cherry cola, licorice twizzlers

I'm 24 and have spent the last 3 years drinking like a fish (I live in Las Vegas.)

I try to eat decently healthy but end up eating garbage 40% of the time.