Tfw some rude bitch insists strawberries are better than apples

>tfw some rude bitch insists strawberries are better than apples

THE NERVE

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well they are, most fruits are better than apples

Apples are more fun because of the crazy amount of strains/flavors apples have.

Fresh, naturally grown strawberries are better than apples, but the season lasts like a month in a year. Greenhouse strawberries are crap. Apples stay good starting early summer into late winter, only import stocks and old supply of late winter through spring are sub-par (still better than greenhouse strawberries.)

I'd rather not have to choose one

Pears are better than apples, too.

Short season when they are good. Off-season taste okay but cost an arm and a leg.

Strawberries are better raw, apples are better for baking/cooking

>Post red delicious
Actual shit is better tasting.

>try strawberries
>the seed is on the fucking OUTSIDE
>completely garbage fucking texture that I can't appreciate the taste through

Berries are a fucking meme and exist to be made into jams, pastries and drinks.

Cherries are already if you depit them though.

Lets not dis shit like that.

>Mixing fruits.
This is not what God intended!

Burn her house down.

This is a stealth pony thread.

I prefer to think it's not.

They are though. You just have shit jeans

Strawberries aren't berries :^)

Shut up, berry nerd.

you're a fucking fruit you sissy boy

>when someone tells you red delicious is their favorite apple

apples suck you moron

I mean, if you're comparing strawberries and "red """delicious"""" apples, then yeah strawberries win.

Honeycrisp, pink lady, and granny smith would be a few better examples comparison

Yeah, berry nerd.

ITT: people who pretend to like apples on their own

If you're unironically suggesting red delicious apples are better than dirt blow your brains out.

Wrong

Stealth pony
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I'm sorry you actually bite into those tasteless mealy wormed things ohhoo ;v)

this

all apples except golden delicious, honeycrisp, and a couple others taste like sour garbage

Strawberry Sunrise is a real bitch pudding

She enjoyed twisting that dagger.

All I see is OP complaining because his neighbor has the correct opinion on a shit fruit.

She was completely right and all you can do is cry and be wrong on the internet, posting the worst apple out of all shit apples.

>Red delicious.
I wouldn't even punish someone by forcing them to eat those fucking things.

fuck off grand pear

apple is garbage

people only like apple pie etc because they like cinnamon and nutmeg

Getting stabbed in the leg is better than a red delicious.

your completely right.
pinkie pie > apple pie

What about getting stabbed in the leg by a red delicious?

Kek

Better than eating one.

>implying she's wrong

>Pears are better than apples, too.

Pears are just what you get when you crossbreed apples with sand. They're a disgusting, boring, sleep aid of a fruit. You'd have to be some kind of masochist to willingly choose pears over apple.