How healthy would I be if I ate this for every meal?

How healthy would I be if I ate this for every meal?

>red meat

Not very

>Green beans.
Literal suicide.

>white plate
It's like you want to die.

>How healthy
#asfuck

>wood table
Enjoy your splinters

Is that a WOODEN table?!
Jesus fuck dude, you may as well stick your head in a wood chipper.

All he needs is eggs from his yard.

You might want to actually COOK your meat friend! Otherwise you will probably end up with some sort of food sickness :)

Bonus captcha: road kill

wait, is that Joe Rogan's meal?

No, it doesn't come with a half hour advertisement for blue apron.

Looks like venison.

gout

Mate are you trying to help me out here or something? Really appreciate it and all but you know I don't know if your contributions are appreciated haha!

Not enough sloppy eggs and pool of water

#BLACKPLATESMATTER

wtf kind of tables are yall using?

2/10
He only shills for the businesses he's involved in.

You'd end up with dropsy, scroffula, poor man's gout, idiopathic eroding nipples, night screeching, hobo's lament, neptune's groin and most likely preeclampsia.

Probably not long. Its not a very diverse meal.
One kind of protein and one green.

If you swapped out the veggie for something different every day, you might be able to do alright.