Whats the least efficient method of committing suicide, Veeky Forums?

Vegan diet

falling in love.

Trapping yourself in the bathroom of a jumbo jet while having a well payed deliver a rare african carnivorous ant into the bathroom every day while the plane is in the air until you are consumed.

>be average citizen in a first world city
>eat any kind of food
>bonus: eat junk food, sweets and drink sugary drinks

With a success rate of 0.8% per year (but increasing each year), and a 100% of extreme suffering at some point, I'd say keeping on living.

smoking

Eat healthily, don't smoke, don't drink in excess, and die through slow aging

OP is trying to kill himself slowly, not become a female. dam sun.

this isnt even a Veeky Forums thread, this is straight up /b/ material.

>buy uranium on ebay
>build enrichment centrifuges
>enrich uranium
>build bomb shell with precisely placed holes
>buy high explosive
>build nuclear bomb from all the parts
>take it to the middle of a big desert (this is suicide, not mass murder!)
>detonate it
Is that inefficient enough?

I hate it when that happens.

Yeah

you know someone has to be a newfag when they don't know about sounding.

Any method that prolongs life

keep on living till the ripe old age of whenever you fukkin die

marriage

to a feminist

wage slave

put up with wife's affairs

swallow depression

dye from stomach ulcer

or other thiiiiiings

Natural death

> buy a shotgun
> mount a robot arm controlled by an arduino or some other embedded device
> Implement bogo sort of an array of random numbers
> Shoot once Array is sorted

least effective by definition

Of actual methods people have commonly used to somewhat seriously try and end themselves, I think overdosing on medication is the least effective.

literally what?

>Shoot once Array is sorted
with a sort algorithm written by a "/g/enius"

Just say you will use it on Israel, and Mossad will come and end for just planning it.

and when you're still in love after 2 years let your girlfriend leave you 'cause "I don't love you anymore"

narcissim is a good slow way to commit suicide

I guess some Rube Goldberg machine that hangs you or something.

shitposting
you fuckers never die

Why not
>make bomb with arduino and a random number generator (from measurement noise for example)
>set it up so the expected value of getting some number is statistically your expected remaining lifetime
>when that number is generated that bomb goes off
>wear the bomb all your life

if we define efficiency based solely on the amount of work done, we can analytically continue this to inefficiency by defining it as whatever takes the most work possible

in this case i'd say making yourself completely immortal and making all your cells nanomachines, that way when entropy in the universe gets great enough, you get ripped apart from every fiber of your being, as the work done is immense in this case

Conservatism

Dying of old age.

Immortality

Underrated

don't forget to use a soldering iron so you don't bleed before the goodness

then you would be dead -1/12

Barbecue in the bathroom.

Chloroform + bag over head.

imo,it would trying to gas yourself with modern gasoline car
top kek

you must want to die afterwards.

Living to old age.

octuple braided razor wire noose mounted to 1,000 ton lead weight and glue your hands to your head. proceed to jump off of the Seattle space needle and when you hit the bottom, it'll look like you ripped your own head off.

Creative yet so ineffective.

By killing yourself

Regular exercise, lifelong learning and a healthy diet

Does it fix THE problem?

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