Lets make dinner.
Step 1, cook meat in a little butter.
Lets make dinner.
Step 1, cook meat in a little butter.
what's step 2, user?
Start heating up some mushrooms in a white pom tea and some misses dash.
Add some baby kale and apples to the mushrooms.
Then add that 2 the meat.
Mushroom? What are you a fag? Just turn off the stove go take a dump and then tumble that meat skillet down your mouth hole and then take another dump once that grease butter lubes your colon.
Fag.
If you don't like mushrooms you should probably never visit CK again
sorry my dudes, but the fat lesbian that had to voice her KKK view about mushrooms slowed my posts down.
Add the brown rice
eat
optional ingredients:
soy sauce
fish sauce
oyster sauce
ketchup (lol, yes)
hoisin or 5-spice
sesame oil
>sorry my dudes
no, go away
>KKK
yes, welcome
>white pom tea
what did he mean by this?
all terrible additions, soy sauce is literal liquid salt
yes fag, soy sauce is a seasoning
Why does Veeky Forums eat exclusively off paper plates?
1 paper plate is about 10 cents, a plastic fork is about 10 cents. Running the dishwasher requires soap + water costs of about 400 times that.
t. poorfag
Living with dignity: priceless
You are not in any kind of position to be calling people poor if you are posting on CK
I bet you're a neetfag, I've got a job
starbucks isn't a job.
I've got a real job sweety
no you don't if you're waiting here to call me 'sweety' also you don't call it a "real job" if you actually had a salary.
it's the weekend now sweety
I would definitely eat and enjoy, was just trying to fart out a few ingredients that I like in my fried rice.
er... you don't know what salary is? It means you're never off the clock. It's a grown-up thing.
You can facebook it if you don't understand.
Spring onions, peas, fried egg, onions would be good, garlic
You're the one that mentioned salary to begin with sweety, I have a full time job with annual leave and rdo's etc
Yes!
You're talking to different ppl, fgt. This is chan, not reddit. Faggot.
What is white porn tea?
kombucha made with sasha greys cunny juice
>sasha grey
>white
>faggot
>meme arrows
pomegranate
Mushrooms are a meme food.
Then stop being a stupid Americunt and purchase the real deal...
...
Would try / 10
>no onions
>no garlic
>no scallions
>no chives
What the fuck is wrong with you, m8?
Looks good. Some scrambled eggs mixed in would be good though.
itt: 2 faggots arguing about if they have jobs or not... gay ass weebo virgins
didn't have any of that, otherwise always. zippity zopppity bartledoo
Whats CK?
Cock kissing?
>you don't call it a "real job" if you actually had a salary.
Um, yeah. You kinda do.
: )
OP here, I've got a new and improved version to make tonight; going to try and make a webm of my cooking skills as well. gonna hit the store now and get started in about an hour or two.
I want more "let's cook" threads like this
>Step 1, cook meat in a little butter
You're doing something wrong here...
>1 paper plate is about 10 cents, a plastic fork is about 10 cents.
>Running the dishwasher requires soap + water costs of about 400 times that.
.10 + .10 = .20
.20 x 400 = 80.00
>Running the dishwasher once costs 80 dollars
Stop being a little bitch.
You forgot the cost of soap, which is far higher than a fork and a plate
So the cost of the amount of soap needed to wash a dishwasher full of dishes once is what's so expensive?
Handwashing dishes use about a tablespoon and a half of dish soap. If you need more than 3 tablespoons of dish soap to use a dishwasher, I don't know what to say besides 'dumbass.'
you don't need soap if you clean the plates off after just being used, this is how ALL restaurants operate btw, to save on soap.
I hate reditors so much. Why are they such pathetic people?
It's funny how you let people that have no idea you exist define your personality for you.
Why do reditors say such retarded shit?
Because it's hilarious how you can't admit it to yourself.
most of us had to be a dishwasher to get in the kitchen.
for me (not op), that job ruined it. I'd rather toss my plate away and let someone else deal with it.
Same thing here. I like to cook, but not doing dishes anymore is the reason I learned. Luckily my house has a dishwasher, so I can just do one load every other day or so, along with a little hand-cleaning with my nonsticks and knives.