>first day as dishwasher at the finest Japanese restaurant in my city >take out my kiritsuke knife half-way through the shift >audible gasps from the kitchen staff >I approach the head chef >snatch the piece of monkfish right from his hand >fillet and slice the fucker within a blink of an eye >he says it's the most beautiful presentation of fish he's ever seen and immediately commits sudoku in shame
So, what was your Saturday like, Veeky Forums?
Charles Nguyen
>things that didn't happen
Josiah Brown
wow user, your so cool!
Jonathan Evans
I slept all day and didn't cook anything until like 10pm. Your story is cool too OP
Michael Scott
the knife wasn't really enchanted op!
the magic was in you all alo-
oh no wait the knife was magic..
Owen Bennett
First of all, op is a fag Second, monkfish looks like shit. Its the pork tenderloin of fish
Oliver Wright
fucking savage
Justin Reyes
I looked at penises on Craigslist for a while then fapped, went to kfc and now I'm at home watching the Simpsons.
Ian Campbell
masturbated multiple times, slept and cried a little also ate a lot of rice since its pretty much the only thing i have left in home and im too sad to go out and do groceries
Jace Gutierrez
>Cleaned my apartment from around 12 A.M. to 5:00 A.M. >Watched Breaking Bad until 9:30 A.M. >Went to brunch and farmer's market with my mom >Came back home uncomfortably full at 12:00 P.M. >Continued watching Breaking Bad in bed >Diarrhea every 30 mins until 4:30 P.M. >Slept until 11:30 P.M. >It's now 12:10 A.M. on Sunday
I left off at the end of season 3 of Breaking Bad in 2012, so now I've spent the past week working on watching the entire show from start to finish. I'm near the end of season 4, finally.
Ryan Thompson
[spoiler]someone dies[/spoiler]
Ian Torres
I feel like there's better places on the internet to look at penises than craigslist
Noah Rivera
>wake up hungover as fuck >feel like death, try to get gf to blow me or something cause I think it will make me feel better >she has to go to work, says she'll take care of me when she gets home from work >take her to her work, grab kolaches on the way >drive past burger king on way home >see sign for 2 whoppers for 6 bucks >havent had one in ages so grab two >get home, eat them and try not to puke >watch some little league, jerk off and pass out >wake up and go for a walk >come home and jerk off again >go do laundry >filthy negroid keeps asking where I played football and trying to sell me mid-90's CD-ROM games and phone chargers >shower >make some dope meatballs for gf when she gets home >now im watching 30 minutes or less on tv and its shit
Wyatt Lopez
/r9k/ is pretty good. They have an excellent selection of boy penises and girl penises.
Sebastian Wright
Where do you go to look at penis?
Hunter Moore
>I'm working the night shift with the new dishwasher >this guy comes in with a really expensive knife >you can almost smell the futa on him >dead pan stares the head chef >he yanks the pre-filleted flake off the chefs chopping board >proceeds to mangle the fish with all the precision of a drunken blowfly >takes the end off of his finger >laughs in the head chefs face >the rest of the line watches in horror >this dishwasher waddles out of the restaurant holding his bloody stump
Asher Johnson
>commits sudoku in shame
Ian Russell
Hey was this in Sussex I was there
Blake Fisher
Tbh, kiritsuke are exec knivez for a reason; halfway between a suji and an usuba, both of which are hard to master and without which there is little point in owning one. I trialled at a members club I used to work at, seems like a nice balance; they have fine dining, weddings, easy lunch, and soon deli style kitchens that can be switched between Sharpened up the knives and made a nice soup with toms from my garden Nice day
Caleb Thompson
your under 6 feet right?
Samuel Morales
op wasnt expecting you to believe it dipshit. Its called humor. Look into it.
Xavier White
Its the best place to check out local penises
Jack Smith
>watch some little league, jerk off
Michael White
poseur
Jayden Peterson
Woke at 12, started masturbating at 14 until 18, made dinner, then masturbate from 22 to 2.
Rincz and repeat
Mason Evans
why are you even on this forum?
Hudson Gonzalez
>forum why are you even here
Samuel Myers
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Michael Carter
Holy shit it's a real redditor. Hi, can I touch you?
Cooper Harris
No, Im 6 foot even
Alexander Morgan
>tfw people didn't get OP's story because they don't know about the weird Japanese kitchen order of rank thing that forbids anyone but the head chef to use the Kiritsuke knife in the kitchen