I just found out that these guts inside the crabs are called "dead man fingers"

I just found out that these guts inside the crabs are called "dead man fingers"

You forgot to mention how delicious they are

Those are gills.
They produce mustard gas.

i dont think youre supposed to eat those..

They are gills and they are utterly disgusting.

why ar eyou disecting crabs? are you some kind of evolving sociopath like dexter? he started with animals and shell fish as well. FBI come take a look at this guy

You are thinking of the roe.

Delicious but still full of potentially poisonous ocean floor waste

Dead man fingers are gray, used to breathe, and are just not appetizing.

Save the lump meat, boil the shell to make stock, and discard.

you really think the FBI are just gonna start hacking user's IP address because some random faggola was bitching about crab meat

>t. Marylander

First off where the fuck's the old bay

Second off everyone I met called them devil's fingers, don't eat them

Third off some people eat the stuff in the cavity in the middle which is organs and roe if it's female. I don't eat it, some people do.

My man if this sets you off, go to a crab house in Annapolis

never watched the series but, wasn't dexter like a highly trained psychopath hunter working for the fbi?

SOP in cases such as these

he worked for miami metro as a blood spatter analyst. good show.

those are the gills nigga you don't eat those

WHy don't humans have gills and lungs, that would be cool as fuck; i'd be down in dat water all day pimpin it w/ some tuna's and sea turtles and shit, damn.

He was, but that was also make-believe

Yeah.. till season 5..

I started disliking it when that white person found out he was a serial killer, that character got annoying and bitchy as fuck. Still powered through all the seasons though.

You're not supposed to eat the crab whole?

I am also originally from Maryland and second this.

So mad he never fucked his 'sister'

I can't be the only one who thought there was tension boiling between them

she admitted to being in love with dexter to his face in one episode but dexter wasn't havin it.

Er, I think you mean lungs?

human babies do have gills until shortly before birth

They dated irl you know...

Dead mans fingers aren't the guts you spastic.

interesting, source?

I am crzy drawn to the water for some reason, maybe it just me... reason I started free diving, I'm up to 2 minutes 40 seconds at 40 feet no movement; I've been givin mouth to mouth 2 times.

Can Google it. I'm lazy

so with all of the genital engineering going on why don't they save the gills?

I just googled it btw. Turns out its just a widely held misbelief. Maybe next people will get gill implants though.

>genital engineering
Kek.
Retard.

pretty sure you can't just retrofit a gil system onto the neck of a human and have it function correctly; cosmetic implants would be the dumbest thing since gauges.

I think we need to study kevin costner in the water world; he has lungs and gills and can even survive in a fishes belly

In that case expect to see it soon

Yeah that was a highly accurate documentary

Yeah I can't wait for waterworld 2.

>tfw moved from Maryland to commiefornia
Need muh crab chips

crab chips are literally old bay, paprika, and salt, just make them yourself.

Fuck off im a lazy nigger whom wants premade utz crab chips

so what prevents you from buying them? they are available everywhere.

Nobody but those in the third world have ever seen them.