Anyone owned a kitchen beetle before? How do I train him to perform tasks besides carrying ingredients for me? Can I teach him to watch a pot of water and let me know when it has come to boil?
What have you guys taught your kitchen beetle(s) to help you with?
Jason Hill
a watched pot never boils
Joshua Rogers
Teach em to succ it
Isaac Wilson
A beetle isn't capable of consciously understanding the concept of a boiled pot. Instead, it can be conditioned to unthinkingly emit noise upon being exposed to steam. In this way, it isn't actually watching the pot, merely alerting you (again, unconsciously) when it ha sbeyn to boil.
Daniel Richardson
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Jordan Nguyen
I have literally thousands of kitchen beetles, brown ones. But they all just run under the fridge whenever I come in the kitchen
Aaron Russell
you could film them doing random stuff open a yt channel and make money with it. I'm sure enough people will enjoy the [ lol so random le xD meme ]
Cooper Brooks
write this down:
1/4 cup brown sugar 3 tbs paprika 2 tbs black pepper 1 tbs ground mustard
Zachary Cook
Where did that thing come from? Did it just show up? How'd you train it to carry shit in the first place?
Tyler Bell
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John Walker
pupper
seriously tho answer questions
Lincoln Gonzalez
how many times as it pinched you?
Joseph Sanchez
>kitchen beetle
2017
Jack Garcia
thats a big beetle
Grayson Carter
Jesus, how strong is that little nigga?
Henry Anderson
if i pull off those elytra will you die? >it would be extemely painful you're a big beetle >UUUU
Kevin Perry
u uu u 4
Xavier Nguyen
Really joggles the old noggles
Lincoln Ramirez
is this a jojo reference?
Julian Brooks
That was a good thread.
Charles Bailey
U Uu UU 4
Logan Sullivan
I used to have one until one day the grocery store jester sprinkled kitchen beetle poison on my spaghetti and now he is no more.
Lincoln Lopez
Wow! I had no idea they were so strong! The knife is so top heavy, and with a smooth handle too!
Jack Hernandez
damn it. is there a current thread on that person with the beetle? I remember in one thread, they took requests
Aaron Morales
I love Spike. He's such a cute beetle.
Aiden Diaz
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Carter Anderson
these pictures were posted some time in the past, you're probably not interacting with the beetle owner in this thread.
Landon Kelly
Buy a book on how to train kitchen beetles. I trained mine to season my food while I'm making other things.
Landon Murphy
There was a thread on /an/ like a month ago, he fulfilled one of my requests
Adam Torres
Look man you can't just expect the beetle to do this on it's own. You have to help it's intelligence grow first, they're like newborn babies. Buy your beetle a beetle cube and give it to him every night. After three days if you see that your beetle is matching all the colors consistently then he'll be ready to learn more advanced stuff.
Hudson Martinez
Fuck, I wish I had a kitchen beetle.
Jackson Green
I seem to recall that model having some quality control issues.
Anthony Hall
>he doesn't cook food with his familiar
Are you even a wizard?
Caleb Clark
look at that smug little face
Thomas Jones
is this the Veeky Forums version of the cinema falcon?
David Johnson
YAMERO
Jackson Gutierrez
Is there really a cinema falcon? I was going to take my kitchen beetle to the movies, but I don't want him to get eaten.
Asher Gonzalez
Don't worry my guy, he'll get shot by the designated cinema marksman long before the falcon gets close.
Brody Powell
But look at those numbers!
John Smith
The cinema falcon is very real.
Your beetle doesn't have anything to fear from the cinema falcon. It does, however, have to worry about the cinema rat. But the rat has to worry about the falcon. So you see its all rather complicated.
Ethan Barnes
Is... Is this loss?
Sebastian Long
That's a big get
Jose Campbell
Holy fazolis
Henry Diaz
Is that a big dog or a tiny house?
Michael Harris
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Aaron Reed
Can a kitchen beetle fend off the grocery store jester if I bring him shopping with me?
Angel Parker
The grocery store jester is our friend, he's here to help us
Alexander Long
CUTE
Leo Long
Certainly no friend of mine. Last time I was there he was throwing canned chickens at me.
Zachary Barnes
Mine isn't that bad. He replaced my vegetarian baked beans with the bacon ones last time but that was it.
Asher Campbell
That's literally what it means to understand it's boiling. How do you know it? By observing it mainly, I'm sure you don't understand at all what's happening at a molecular level or why it boils or what does it mean to boil. You're as good as the beetle?
Joshua Rodriguez
I fucking hate those guys, I was at Costco the other day picking up some alcohol to keep myself from getting withdrawals, and this little faggot kept following me around and laughing at me, giving me the same fucking look the whole time while his gay little bells jingled.
I ended up running back to my car crying and just leaving my shit in the store.
Jayden Perry
I don't think that's what she was really saying
Camden Lewis
its a grill
Chase Perry
This looks like suboptimal working conditions. I'm gonna call the beetle union.
Benjamin Brown
u u u u
Dominic Flores
I already got a kitchen crow. Not sure if that goes well with a beetle.