If your favorite band is the Beatles, then your favorite ice cream is vanilla, your favorite artist is Van Gogh...

The Great Gatsby?

1984

Probably something by Bukowsky

impossible because thats not a set

They are pointing at us...

What if my favorite band is Linkin Park?

Lord of the Rings, obviously.

my favourite band is the beatles but none of those other things are true

now what

this.

What if my favorite band is Animal Collective?

true, but i think op is going for the "they're commonly known as the best" thing, not necessarily saying they aren't the best

Your favorite ice cream is strawberry, your favorite artist is Pollock, your favorite movie is Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and your favorite book is Ulysses.

Either Moby Dick, The Great Gatsby or Huckleberry Finn

What if my favorite band is Can?

I'd say Don Quixote, but, even though it does deserve to be "the best," it isn't quite as mainstream as those others are.

Book is Catcher In The Rye, ice cream is cherry, movie is Fight Club.

>ulysses
>implying your average anco hipster pseud will pick something so trivial

In the spirit of this: had your favorite artist been Michelangelo, then War and Peace. Van Gogh reduces this selection to A Tale of Two Cities, however.

Harry Potter

Nah, that's a bit too YA.

Great Gatsby

yeah, I just realized I missed the point of the OP

Steinbeck - East of Eden or Grapes of Wrath.

I like AnCo and read Ulysses desu

That's an easy one

So do I, the OP is about favorites.

My favorite band are the Black Keys, my favorite ice cream is Stracciatella. My favorite movie is The Fifth Element.

What book(s) do I like?

That book sucks t b h
Or maybe is one of those were any translation just doesnt do it justice
Don't really see the relation with Can

Norwegian Wood

Edgar Alan Poe. Obviously. Just look at that one album cover.

Siddhartha

No, that's when your favorite band is Yes.

On The Road by Kerouac

dadrock evangelist genocide when

Only people who posted The Catcher in the Rye even came close to the real answer.

op, your favorite book is To Kill a Mockingbird.

My favorite book is Ovid's Metamorphoses. My favorite band is Vulfpeck. My favorite movie is Pink Narcissus.

What's my favorite ice cream?
What else can you assume about me?

Look at OP's file name

What if my favorite singer is Bob Dylan?

What if my favorite band is Rammstein?

Alice in Wonderland

You're an insufferable cunt. Your favorite ice cream is something very particular, though it really should be fecal matter.

See pic related. It's now a /mu/ meme to post any given image of a musician pointing at the camera and say, "ITT: talentless hacks." The idea is that somebody responds, "He's pointing at you, OP," and somebody else replies to that, "He's pointing at all of us," and then thousands of people invariably respond, "Damn..." but usually people just skip the "He's pointing at you, OP" part. Just go to the /mu/ archive and search for "ITT: talentless hacks." You'll find a few newfags who don't get the meme, but there is LITERALLY more than a thousand pages of just this meme.

What if my favourite band is Neutral Milk Hotel?

Do me!!

Bad Brains, Rum and Raisin with a strong aversion to mint and chocolate, Picasso

What if my favorite band is The Walkmen?

Favourite band is Neutral Milk Hotel, favourite artist is Rothko, favourite movie is Birdman, favourite ice cream is cookie dough

my diary desu

Infinite Jest, Moonlight Kingdom, chocolate or cappuccino,

Norwegian Wood or some John Green novel

What if I like various noise rock bands, chocolate and brownie chunks, Salvador Dali and The Evil Dead?

It's Gravity's Rainbow or Ulysses depending on the day, but nice try

Oh god all my favourite things are memes

>Favorite band
Destroyer
>Favorite painter
Rembrandt
>Ice Cream
Chocolate with brownie and cookie dough in it
>Movie
Pi by Aronofsky

Tell me what my fav book is pls

Your favorite ice cream flavor is maple bacon, your favorite artist is Marcel Duchamp, your favorite movie is Delicatessen, your favorite book is Infinite Jest.

Space Raptor Butt Invasion, Conan The Babarian, frozen semen on a stick

>Gravity's Rainbow or Ulysses
Jesus you literally ascribe to Veeky Forums approved anglophone art. Terrible taste. Read more

>Favourite band is Neutral Milk Hotel
This board is 18+, please leave.

>patrishun
strongly consider suicide

I'm working on it lol

Metamorphoses and 100 Years of Solitude are other strong contenders but I doubt that helps

*the metamorphosis, even

I don't know, but it must be something long-winded and masturbatory

Youre probably right desu

>>Movie
>Pi by Aronofsky
>being this much of annoying pseud

Are you the guy who owns 6 copies of the Divine Comedy?

Actually sounds like I would like it

Whats wrong with Pi, user?
Just one. Maybe one day...

One of those doesn't belong.