Hey Veeky Forums did you know you're sexy? ;)

hey Veeky Forums did you know you're sexy? ;)

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>watched the video
holy... i want more

>Bookish People
Stopped reading there

Harry Potter "readers" don't count as Veeky Forums

>bookish people

Key word is
>sometimes

How do I become a bookish person? Do I need to buy an official School of Life™ Philosopher's™ Sweater™?

nerd culture is a bizarre late capitalist form of religion imo. there's an entire class of adults who take their pop culture consumer brands more seriously than anything IRL. 'Fandoms' are pagan sects worshipping the One True Commodity in its many different forms.
nerds are really easy to manipulate for political ends, the Hillary Campaign was just the latest and most blatant example. idpol liberals, as well as nerd reactionaries, live in the make believe bullshit world of the Brand

yeah and buy some assorted Harry Potter & YA memorabilia and talk about how much you love reading

Step 1 is masturbating to TED talks

Nu-males aren't sexy by any means.

>'Fandoms' are pagan sects worshipping the One True Commodity in its many different forms.

is there a book that explores this?

...

will I see any of my fellow philosophers at The Life House™ on our Summer Sojourn this coming equinox?

Doesn't RPO celebrate just the sort of thing he's talking about, though? I haven't read it, but I assume Cline isn't in on the joke.

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So people actually buy that they will gain some insight in this place that they wouldn't have otherwise? Or is it just supposed to be a getaway? For that price I could go skiing for 2 weeks.

yeah i was memeing :)

i wanna fuck Jimmy neutron

reminder to never reply to tubeshit with anything other than ''go back there''

tfw too smart to watch other youtube channels

kek

Rather the video should be titled "The Sexiness of Sexy Bookish People"

>read every day; finished Crime and Punishment yesterday, now reading Vita Activa by Arendt and a book about philosophy of science
>be an "exceptionally good" writer, have written two novellas
>lift five times a week, focusing both on strength and aesthetics; be stronger than 95% of people my weight, and not bad looking
>pray, meditate and read the Bible daily
>sing well
>no-fap, no porn and no premarital sex
>be thrifty and prudent; own 9000 euros + about 3000 euros of receivable debt, and a newish car
>do well in uni, be respected among peers
>have a job for the summer, and most likely for the summers to come as well, and do volunteer work, too
>be considered funny, and an interesting conversationalist
>be confident, but not arrogant: know when you are good at something, but always acknowledge your shortcomings, which there still are plenty of
>have clear plans for the future and move towards my goals steadily
>always seek to improve yourself in every way
>still no gf, because women are so basic

Is it really too much to ask to find a girl, who has the same attitude towards life as I do? We have duties towards God, our country, the people around us, our ancestors and our future descendants, and I seek to fulfill these duties the best I can. I want to become the absolute best man I can be, but I'm yet to meet a girl who wants to become the best woman. I just want someone to walk this road with, but even the Christian women I meet tend to be pretty vapid and average. I know girls, who would undoubtedly become my gf if I asked them to, but none of them are of adequate "quality" for me.

>tfw no muse, who would become the mother of my children

Eh, my girlfriend says she wouldn't have looked twice at me if I hadn't had a book in my hand. Maybe there's something to that.

In my experience most genuinely bookish girls (i.e. reading more than YA) tend to be pretty nihilistic and misanthropic, and not at all religious. My girlfriend, for example, is agnostic. My best friend, who's a lesbian and my mother and sisters (all of whom read good books) are all atheists.

I think those combinations of god fearing, traditional women and readers are not common.

Or you could have some deep character flaw that's not mentioned in your little brag post. You are on Veeky Forums afterall.

You were raised on feel good fairy tales about women who wanted an equal partner and someone to love and grow with.
Dispel that illusion and realize the truth: women are fundamentally, biologically different from men. Your best chance is to get a fairly high value gf that will stay loyal because she knows you are better than her. Give up your dreams of finding a girl that is on (or anywhere close to) your level intellectually or spiritually. Instead, look for a girl who you don't mind spending time with and is fairly reasonable and rational. Good luck

>be an "exceptionally good" writer

The word vomit that is your post determined that was a lie

I have a girlfriend who's a bookworm, fluent in 5 languages, a talented musician and has a good career and pretty to boot. It's not impossible, they're just rare as fuck.

You can't be a real person.

And she would leave you in a second for a man with a higher sexual value.

You sound like a pompous douchebag, maybe that's why you can't get a smart girlfriend.

Not if they're on this website they ain't. People like that may exist, but they don't go on Veeky Forums.

No? We're happy together, getting married soonish. She's loyal. So am I. Who hurt you user?

Good for you. See how 'loyalty' works for you on the long run.

You know men cheat as well as women, right? And most people dont' actually cheat? Not all women are loyal, and neither are all men. But most are.

One day you'll get cucked, trust me.

She's probably fucked in the head mate. That crazy bubble is gonna burst sooner or later- trust me.

Everything seems normal for 8 years and suddenly you wake up with your dick cut off or something.

>We have duties towards God, our country, the people around us, our ancestors and our future descendants, and I seek to fulfill these duties the best I can.

My Gott...

Time to travel user after uni (guessing youre from UK). keep doing you.

Honestly, do you guys have like no experience with functional relationships?

I only come here to talk about books and occasionally Veeky Forumstory. I don't hate the world the way the rest of this site does, and thus don't think women are pure evil or whatever you guys think-ditto with black people and every other group y'all hate.

I don't get it. Have you never found good women? Were you not raised by one? Is that why you can't believe that relationships can actually just...work?

>own 9000 euros
that's not a brit my man

There is a science to relationships, attraction, sexuality, etc. It's all very well studied.
Few things to keep in mind:
Women will only go UP the ladder when choosing a partner, and they like to go very far up. Women rate 80% of guys as "below average" in looks.
Dick is cheap and pussy is expensive, this is further inflated by social media and apps like tinder. Any average chubby girl can go on tinder and get fucked by Chad nowadays, so you are worth less to her.
Also: women are naturally attracted to more violent and dangerous men, they would rather be with a drug dealer than a beta provider.
Fun fact: something like 40% of all men through history NEVER reproduced, whereas very few women didn't reproduce.
This is all simple biology, yet people still wonder why men are upset nowadays...

>I think those combinations of god fearing, traditional women and readers are not common.

This might be true. At least the women I know from uni, who read higher literature and not YA crap, are not religious.

>Or you could have some deep character flaw that's not mentioned in your little brag post
I'm a manlet.

>women are fundamentally, biologically different from men
This is very much true. I'm not really looking for a female version of myself, but I'd like to be able to have an intellectual conversation with her. Men and women have different functions and tasks in family and society, and big part of the problem is that women are too "liberated" today to accept this.

>a short, slipshod post on a Mongolian fishing forum in a non-native language is an accurate representation of one's literary prowess

I am.

I don't deny that I might be to some degree a bit self-absorbed and conceited, but I do my best to keep such feelings inside my head and not let them show. The point I was trying to make with my original post was not that I can't get a smart gf, but that I can't find a girl, who's smart and shares the same values. I could call one smart girl right now and ask her on a date, and she would be overjoyed, but our plans for life don't meet. In truth, I am pretty good with girls, but it's just that none of the ones I've met is eligible for dating and marriage.

I don't really know anything Zizek's philosophy, so I don't understand the joke.

I'm Finnish, and I don't like travelling very much.

>Honestly, do you guys have like no experience with functional relationships?
Well I've read about them.

But you've never seen functional relationships? Besides, I'm near about equal to her in terms of talents, only I'm an artist rather than a musician.

>This is all simple biology, yet people still wonder why men are upset nowadays...

I'm a man, I'm not upset. I have two parents who are happily married and have been for 25 years, a fiance I love, good friends and a good family (bar extended family-they suck). And I'm not the standard "Chad" or whatever it is you call it. I earn a decent amount but I'm no billionaire, I'm healthy but not buff, I haven't "fucked lots of bitches" in my life, I'm not an arrogant, aggressive ass. Nor is my dad, and as I said he and my mother have been together for years.

dumber the woman smarter she is

Stop replying to him. He's a /r9k/ crossposter.

>Have messy hair all the time
>Eyes always in pain
>Paranoid
>Impatient
Reading was a mistake

>women are too "liberated" today to accept this.
That's probably why you can't find a girl. You just have to accept that society has moved on and go with the flow, find a decent girl who's not a whore and figure out the work/life balance as you go. Women tend not to want the "traditional" model anymore, at least in the west. All the aggression and anger in the world is not going to change that.

Having something more 50/50 isn't the end of the world. I know plenty of families operating like that, and they're content and happy.

Besides, isn't Finland one of those socialist paradises or something, from what I know of it? Women are MORE likely to be like that there.

woah

>messy long hair
>dead eyes with bags under them
>dangerously underweight

h-hah y-yeah real sexy

truly illuminating

>bookish people are sexy!

>picture is a young, attractive, fashionable blond woman

>oh yeah but she's attractive caus she's bookish

God I hate this guys videos.

I am the kind of woman you describe, but I already have a long term boyfriend. I wish he agreed to go to the gym with me and I wish he read near as much as I do. I also speak more languages than him. But you know, he loves me and that's all that matters, I'm not going to give up on him. I think you should also stop striving for 'the ideal' woman. No one is perfect and finding someone who deserves to be loved is just as fair as finding someone who you think is good enough.

>manlet

How short?

>are you bookish?
>no i'm turkish

perhaps this is because you secretely hate your self.

t.school of life

woah...

Living an empty secular life is maintaining a vacuum in your heart, and nature abhors a vacuum.

>own 9000 euros + about 3000 euros of receivable debt, and a newish car
Funniest part.

She wouldn't have to be a housewife or anything like that, but I do realize my traditional values vastly decrease the size of the pool of possible partners.

>Besides, isn't Finland one of those socialist paradises or something, from what I know of it? Women are MORE likely to be like that there.
Finland is far from paradise, and according to some study the women here are pretty much the most promiscuous sluts in the world. There are some exceptions, of course, but it saddens me to see how low our people has sunk.

It's nice to hear that you exist after all. I understand that it would be foolish to think someone could ever be perfect, and I'm far form perfect myself, but I still have hope to find a girl more fitting for me than the ones I know.

168 cm/5'6''

Well, as most of the students I know are pretty much broke, so I thought it would be good to add this part as well. After summer I will have a couple of thousand euros more. Girls like financial security.

>Well, as most of the students I know are pretty much broke, so I thought it would be good to add this part as well. After summer I will have a couple of thousand euros more. Girls like financial security.

A small nest egg that barely covers a downpayment is not what women want.

They want wage-slaves to maintain them in traditional roles they all secretly aspire too. I know several male doctors/residents/MEDICAL STUDENTS who were greasy betas who scored 7+/10 because some chick saw them as an investment

Well, a gold-digger is not what I'm after, so I'll just leave those women to the doctors and medical students. Nevertheless, I am objectively pretty well off for a student. The point I was trying to make was that unlike many of the people I know, I don't drink or gamble my money or spend it on other frivolities. Once I've graduated and started working, my wealth is going to start increasing pretty fast.

>I don't drink or gamble my money or spend it on other frivolities
>Use it as lure for women
>Does not think said woman will want to use his money for frivolities

bro

You just know you're not gonna get out of that place alive

Your favorite PUAs shitposting on reddit don't count as the topic being """very well studied"""

>written "exceptionally good" work
>never posted it on Veeky Forums

Liar.

>people who """read"""
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>168 cm
ouch

you mean sexist, op

I just despise women more.

Not really that short desu

For a girl no, for a man yes.

He's taller than most women so it doesn't matter much, nobodys perfect

Maybe women are taller in finland though

Average height of a girl in the US is about 162 cm, for men it's 176 cm. 168 for a man is most definitely short unless you're in Asia.

Ok? Nobody is saying he's average height for a man learn to read

Why are you this pissy, and stupid? Are you a woman?

just a manlet

Stop projecting

Well either a manlet or a short woman, probably a lot of repressed stuff.

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