ITT: We invent a recipe

ITT: We invent a recipe.
One minor step per post.
Ingredients and conclusion when I feel like it.

I'll start:

Preheat oven to 300 degrees Fahrenheit.

Peel 10 potatoes

spray inside of oven directly with an entire can of PAM

Chop potatos

spray potatoes with another full can of PAM

Slice sausage

add a pinch of emma watson's fresh pubic hair

Start a pan of boiling water

let the pan of boiling water cool and then pour out the water

>meme emma
underage

Add finely grated bull testicles

i was 10 when harry potter came out

josh the richards and steven the john with some michaels while you emily the rebecca and olivar the timothy

Ejaculate approximately 5ml of semen into bowl

Trow semen and emma's pubic hair into the trash

Grab a ceramic knife and a glass cutting board.

Fuck off, /b/.

Finely slice one cucumber into one thin long rope-like strip

Pan nice and hot

Put the sliced cucumber into the trash bag with the pubic hair and semen, shake well

Splash of olive oil

Don't forget the sauce

add contents of trash bag

Finely mince a whole clove of garlic

Eat the minced garlic

OP here, you guys are disgusting so far. Let's spice the /b/ shit up with some taste-enhancing ingredients. That should do:

Add 1kg of grated cheddar cheese.

Chop spinach

Add a teaspoon of peanut butter and two tablespoons of olive oil

Add a spoon of Quinoa.

Now to make it bursting with flavor, add two cups passata

Form spinach mixture into 4 patties.

Throw patties at wall. Keep the one that sticks the best.

Put the sauce, trash contents, potatoes and patty into the oven.

Add a pinch to two pinches of cayenne.

Bake at 180 degrees celsius for 35 minutes

Take the pan out of the oven and put it in a blender

>a minute early
No user, you've ruined it!

Say a prayer.

throw everything away and start over