Have you put your favorite author through the face app. Imagine if he was this sexy. He never would have killed himself

Have you put your favorite author through the face app. Imagine if he was this sexy. He never would have killed himself.

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David Fuckboi Wallace

I just came

I put my own face in on "hot" and it just there was no difference. Bow down manlets and uggos

What does fuckboi mean these days

He basically goes on a semi-prescient tirade about this exact shit in IJ:

>The proposed solution to what the telecommunications industry's psychological consultants termed Video-Physiognomic Dysphoria (or VPD) was, of course, the advent of High-Definition Masking; and in fact it was those entrepreneurs who gravitated toward the production of highdefinition videophonic imaging and then outright masks who got in and out of the short-lived videophonic era with their shirts plus solid additional nets.The proposed solution to what the telecommunications industry's psychological consultants termed Video-Physiognomic Dysphoria (or VPD) was, of course, the advent of High-Definition Masking; and in fact it was those entrepreneurs who gravitated toward the production of highdefinition videophonic imaging and then outright masks who got in and out of the short-lived videophonic era with their shirts plus solid additional nets.

Mfw I pasted that shit twice

I wanna "fuck" joanna green

damn, that's really good.

She lucks just like a girl booktuber Veeky Forums would obsess over

>tfw phone is too old for this app
Can someone do Shakespeare?

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Somebody

'Hot' did basically nothing, so Pynchon confirmed for 10.

Tammy Pynchon could get it

Lol

>hot just make him whiter

Would you fuck female tao?

Go to bed Tao

>"And but so, I..."

Fuck is this really just an iphone app? Sexy Pynchon has real Cary Grant vibes, if he brushed his teeth

This app is fucking impressive

Would you fuck hot frannz

Historically accurate Shakespeare on top right.

The smile

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Fucking kek

what the fucki s happening with the smile

Female k man

holy.... i want more

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Female Kerouac looks like Cillian Murphy

eerie

kek, he broke the fucking algorithm

It's weird how he always looks hotter

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hell yeah

Old Pincone looks like a sex-offender

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I swear I think I've met lady Vollman.

Babby Gass is terrifying.

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who is this qt

Rupoo Kapur Indaloo

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Do Oscar Wilde

These ugly fucks break the system

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thanks for the new reaction image

>smiling Gass looks like Carter
>babby Gass isn't even human
>hot Gass has spontaneously combusted and become a woman for some reason

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Man, Mishima is already hot. He's the rising sun and the most fertile land.

>shota nietzsche

I downloaded the app, but every photo I try is stuck a quarter of the way through and doesn't progress beyond. Anyone know what this is about?

Oops

Hot Gene Wolfe is the facade I see over a human face in a nightmare, when I think to take it off would reveal some sort of unspeakable monstrosity

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Which does happen in a few of his stories.

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Why almost every male autismo can jump into hottie?

>default and old picture is the same thing

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Lol

They are hot girls

Lol babyfaced faggot

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keked

when will this meme that mishima was a good author and not just a good contrarian end?

Someone do Melville

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basically Liza Minelli with fucked up teeth

witty's a 10

Where's Bloom?

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That smile algorithm is pretty fucking amazing.

Girl Kafka is just how I had imagined fräulein Bürstner.

I'm going to dream smiling Sam tonight and it's not going to be a nice dream.

Kek

[muffled screaming]

Can someone do old man Tolstoy next? Make him smile for me. Oh yes, you are going to smile nicely for us whether you feel like it or not, aren't you, Lev Nikolaevich?

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how do I fuck female kafka

hehehe

smiling cormac looks like david duke

Looks like this girl I used to "fuck"

someone do hitler

His original photo is hotter than the hot one

>tfw satre uses his radical freedom to fuck with the app

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>hot removes glasses

Y-you too!

LADY TAO YES

underrated