I'm at Denny's. Someone tell me wtf this old man is doing

I'm at Denny's. Someone tell me wtf this old man is doing...

he is remembering all the times he had sex with the woman in the picture and all the fucked up shit she used to do. The first time she licked his ass. The first time he managed to fit his entire fist in her. That time on holiday where he shit the bed and they just lay in it together sipping cola from the vending machine. The last time they had sex when his viagra sent him to the E/R.

If she hadn't died in a stamp collecting accident she would still be there, with him at Denny's gazing vacantly into each other's eyes and secretly remembering the sex before age took it's withering toll on their once nubile bodies.

>you will never love someone this much

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I really hope I don't live to be that alone...

It looks like he's mistaking a photograph for an animate object. Perhaps he has some form of neurodegenerative disease. You should go and recommend a medical evaluation.

Fucking kek

Something you'll never experience

>go up to old man
>look him in the eye
>ask him if you can sit down
>before he can respond grab the framed picture and throw it on the floor smashing it
>THAT'S WHY I FUCKED YOUR BITCH YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER
>moonwalk out with the remainder of his coffee

It's the future, OP

ITT diseased minds, likely indoctrinated by Liberal ideologies.

Not before I empty my gun into his head.

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Whoa! That's an epic post! Consider yourself capped!

More importantly how is that olde timed autonomous vehicle driving on two wheels?

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whoah

stirring his coffee from the looks of it

cringe

FPBP

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Was that supposed to be funny?

Imagine being sthis obsessed with sex

Take a snapshot redditfags. Kys.

I did and I'm 35. Get out while you can.

This could be your opportunity to get rich, now hold on and listen to me.

This old man obviously has no one left to keep him company anymore, his children most likely abandoned him or they don't talk to each other for whatever reason.

Now go over there and ask him if he'd like some company. Talk to him about his wife but be very careful. Now steer the conversation into the direction of talking about his house. (eg. "Keeping up a house on your own must be pretty hard") and offer to mow his lawn/ help him around the house.
You must be very smart and careful while you are doing this.
If he agrees then set up a date and actually go there and do some chores but the more important thing is talking with the man regularely. Whenever he offers to pay you in cash politely decline.

If all goes well and you don't do anything stupid he will offer to give the house/ property to you at some point.
Congratulations.

Trust me, I'm speaking from experience. Lots of old people are very lonely and ready to give up their belongings to people who actually (seem to) care about them

kys

What

yeah what u fuckin prick? dont piss on his bonfire cos u aint smart enough fckin suicidial prick

Lol

kys
kys
kys

people like you are scum,I don't even care if this is bait

how about the 3 of u kill urselves ??

No.
Asl?

Trying to get on the reddit frontpage, no kidding. I've seen this shit before.
>granny and his granddaughter entered restaurant
>both super happy
>the girl set up the whole scene with the photograph and shit and took the photo
>after that they enjoyed some burgs and seemed to have fun

Like the old guy who made burgs for the whole family and only the daughter shows up

right in the feels.
but wrong board OP

and she's vegan...

He's hoping for someone to take a picture and post it on Facebook talking about this old man they saw with a picture of his late wife so social media detectives will track him down and offer him money for his story

Most of the shit is staged
>hey grandpa let me take a picture of you looking depressed as fucked :))))
Doesnt seem to be appropriate if these situations were real.