Tfw no gook gf to cook fish for me and have wild sex in the jungle

Damn, roastie, you wear a revealing top for the world to see your saggy ass boobs and puffy nipples but you want to cover them up when a Veeky Forums NEET scopes? LMAO, absolute whore designate.

To get back on topic, escalators are not an ideal place to cook food.

I grow increasingly more lonely every day.

holy shit this is relaxin'

>Metal on metal utensils
>No where to wash hands

Enjoy your food poisoning and cancer.

t.riggered

Those videos are shit. Garbage camera angles and every girls eyes are teeming with regret. I can't fap to that shit.

Doesn't gook refer to Viets too?

>shit

youtube.com/watch?v=Ptz12zG6nPE

Been watching this, pretty comfy.
For some reason it shows up in my recommend videos on YouTube

At least they are better then that other western guy who filmed a lot of porn in Thailand.

The one who has hair literally everywhere and you could mistake him as a wolfman.

His ladyboys are better then street meats tho

Hot damn

>wanting a nagging bitching gook gf

I wish I could pull an Asian gf

Mmmmm.. milkies.

The comments section in the video is better than the video

be white
also, checked

baby want milkies!

>A gook gf
Goof for short
:^)

>every dish needs mortar and pestle and a swuat fire

Smart.

>be retarded and look at the comments section
>pic related
Lost my shit. I should've known. Thanks, user.

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good thing they arent flips you stupid fuck

I have the same feels with a Chinese girl I work with in the kitchen. She knows how to cook really well and we get along greatly but she is married.
>you will never bring her to your house after work to drink and have wild sweaty sex with

I'm not even an ass man but the things I would do to that rump.

>films himself cooking nice steak
>tree branch falls on his head

looks like my flip gf though with bigger eyebrows and boobs

>le entitled mommy issues meme

You have no excuse not to sort yourself out.

I like my girls with big boobs and big dicks, or no boobs and no dick

she better fit into the former

>mfw this entire exchange
Never change lmao

Maybe she was just covering up because her large boobs created a gap that you can look into if you're like 4 feet above her. She probably just does that when she goes up stairs in a top that shows cleavage.

>gosh i hope no one can see my breasts in certain situations
>time to wear this shirt that reveals them
>gosh why is everyone looking at them, omg men are awful

>gosh why are ugly men looking at them, omg ugly men are awful
Fix'ed

Oof.

meant for

Retard.

Dummy.

>thinking only chad will eye rape you in public

why are women so stoopid brehs?

you are weak

>socks with sandals

>spend a portion of the day trying to rip this for titties and cooking
>just now realize it's a stream

Why is it that when anything is done in Japan, it seems as if white people throw out all sense of logic and reason and hail it as some highly intelligent and mystical tradition of the orient that we cannot even begin to comprehend? Be it cuisine, knives, internet culture, televisions, transport, religion or work ethics.

Such a bizarre phenomenon, especially considering the contrast between the criticism of the Chinese and the admiration of the Japanese.

my face underneath her

>Price: 100 USD
Hah, no thanks kimsabe.

Their cars from the 70's, 80's, 90's and a few from the early 2000's were literally god tier, their TV's and electronic shit are pretty good quality, their work ethic is fucking crazy, their knives are nice, cuisine is alright, nothing overly special though. Their internet culture and religion I don't know much about so I can't comment on those

It's just people romanticizing a culture they don't know much about, it happens in reverse with japs and Paris, they romanticize it so much that they get depressed as fuck when they finally go and discover that Paris is actually just a shithole

>why is it that countries that are not America aren't all a bunch of illiterate stone age people living in mud huts
Lol
I've talked to many Americans who are beside themselves with confusion after their first visit to Tokyo or Hong Kong or Seoul. The idea that a foreign city full of yellow monkeys could be actually more prosperous and better than a city in America is apparently too crazy to cross anyone's mind, the only way to believe it is to experience it directly