What if you could only drink water? Would you kill yourself?

What if you could only drink water? Would you kill yourself?

No id get killed by frieza

No, I'd be fine with that.

No beer, no TV makes Homer something something.

I've exclusively drank water for a long time. Now I also drink coffee and the occasional /sip/, but still mostly water.

>being /sipboy/
Would hang with

you can still eat soup and chug soda? you can't take away my breathing, if that's what you're asking

....go crazy?

Assuming I can switch from alcohol to something esle safely, then np

So probably yes

If i could then i would save a lot of moneys what is your point

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DON'T MIND IF I DO!

DON'T CHUCK IF I SNEED

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>no booze

wouldn't have to kill myself, DTs would do it for me

I'd miss getting drunk but I'd probably become more active.

Most of my social life and weekend activities involve alcohol.

cancer

like no food and just water? i wouldnt mind being skelly for free.

Depends. If it's tap water from my house, yes. I'd die on the toilet from shitting my organs out or from the contamination in the water anyway. If it's bottled water I could handle it but I'd miss actually tasting drinks. I stocked up on drinks today because the tap water I'd been drinking gave me explosive liquid diarrhea. I hate this shitshack

I like water but I need tea or juice once in awhile

It would be extremely painful.

How the fuck do you wind up in that situation?
are you Indian?

I would prefer not having the option to drink gross unhealthy crap so theres no temptation

I already do this willingly

that's essentially what I do anyway, just minus the occasional bar visit

Been doing it half a year now, it's annoying at first because it washes away the flavor of your food, but that's it.


Btw, lost 20 pounds doing so. Used to weight 200. Trying to get to 170 and that's it.

That would definitely kill you. I'm guessing from hyponatremia

It is called "water fasting".

See:

I'm ok with this.

I could try, OP, but unfortunately drinking the water would keep me so hydrated and healthy that I would be functionally immortal.

>picking on a classic quote from maybe the best Simpsons episode ever
Reddit is down the hall and to the left.

Just noticed that I was redundant on the use of 'that's it'.

I've been drinking water for the last week, it was ok I guess. rather have something else. thats the 4th time i picked out the same vehicles in that pic.

Actually, /sip/s cure cancer.

I'm not familliar with this meme
whats /sip/?