Make weekend reservations at every restaurant in town

>make weekend reservations at every restaurant in town
>never show up

Why?

No weekend dinner dates for the wagies.

haha nice meme :DDDD

you will eventually get fucked by doing that

You realize about 5 minutes after you don't show the restaurants just give away the table to the next person waiting?

You really think that some guy calling in and not showing up is going to stop us? That's adorable.

>makes reservations all over town for months pretending to be my apprentice and/or his gf
>keep it up until not place in town will accept a reservation from them
>the only food they can now buy is take out
That's what he has earned spilling my coffee

Faggot, soon you'll need a faceberg account to make a reservation

>my apprentice
What brings a master wizard to this board?

this dastardly villain

...

Tendies

>Order a shitload of food from Applebees to go
>Never go and pick it up
HA

>I am not a cook
Builder breh

D A M A G E D

You just gave free food to all the staff, front end and boh

How is it free?

itt: barbarians

>trying to impress freind
>order a shitload of food to go
>never pick it up
>next day get a call from them
>they have my real name (how??) and say they'll call the police if i don't come in and pay for it
>go in and pay, they lecture me for ages, call me a baby, theif, never amount to anything, literally crying
>ask can i have the food
>No, get out
>-o-ok
worst experience of my life

>eat at restaurant
>finish meal
>order soda refill to go
>dump it into the booth seat
>no tip

>buy honeycrisp apples
>ring them up as red delicious at self checkout

>eat at an upscale restaurant
>leave a penny tip

yes because every restaurant only has the capacity for one reservation

I laugh at cheap ass faggots like you every day. Just today a faggot picked up her Bentley from the valet right in front of me and didn't tip anything. It's just a matter of class

It costs the restaurant money but if no one picks it up the staff just splits it up.

>>trying to impress freind
>>order a shitload of food to go
>>never pick it up
Did your friend not notice the food never showing up?

kek

>wagies getting all ragie
Keeping kissing Mr Shekelsteins ass wagies!!

Why on earth would one get mad at some little kid's impotent crying on the internet? :)

>I-I-I'm not mad!!! *smiley to make him think I'm amused* y-you child!

Keep up the butthurt, wagie cuckie. It fuels me.

If you say so, bud.

u mad

>responding to obvious trolls

based

Don't post this again or at least lie and give me a happy ending

Oh no, the wagie valet is laughing because I didn't tip him bigly for driving a few minutes in my bugatti? That really hurts my fee fees. Now hurry up and give me my keys, Paco.

How old? Huh? Seems illegal...

Praise kek!

Ive lost track of what she looks like unedited

>suddenly have 30 holding fee charges to your card