AGHH IS NAIR AN ACID OR A BASE HOW DO I NEUTRALIZE IT MY ASSHOLE IS ON FIRE

I tried manscaping with nair and now everything burns. I used cold water but it still burns.

Should I use baking soda or sodium peroxide on my flaming asshole/taint area?

Please answer quickly it burns.

rub salt into it.

Update: Litmus test results are in. It's an acid. Applying tactical GoldBond, baking soda, and vasoline mixture to my flaming gooch. Thank you science.

What kind of weak-ass skin do you have, son?

>What kind of weak-ass skin do you have, son?
Well he has a tender asshole on account of what he sticks up there.

My asshole isn't exactly callous. Turns out leaving nair on it for 3 minutes to remove ass hair was a bad idea. I mean it worked though.

>OP

>not having anus-callouses due to vigorous anal sex
Nigga what are you doing

Why exactly are you doing this, anyway? Do you have a date or something?

...do...do you want one?

What was the pH approximately?

I was implying that he just shoved a bottle of nair up there.

If your asshole can't handle at least 3 bottles of nair, you probably shouldn't be on Veeky Forums.

I've always wanted to try that hahahaha

>trying to neutralize an acid with a base
Oh user I hate to tell you this but the burn is only beginning...

13. I meant to say it was a base.

>13
That doesn't sound right unless Nair is owned by Muslims who want to punish whores

>I neutralize an acid with an acid

idiots all of you... hair is dissolved by a hard base

you need lemon juice faggot.... fucking the degencerancy in this thread and pussies who cant shave

He is right.

A mixture of ammonia and bleach should do the trick.

I wonder what your asshole looks and smells like now, OP. Hahahaha

>Tender weak asshole
what a faggot, am I right?

You're going to regret it. Your ass will be be sweaty and sticky, with no hair to absorb it.

t. Hairy Ass