Why would anyone do drugs when they could just eat garlic bread?

Why would anyone do drugs when they could just eat garlic bread?

Drugs are cheaper.

Drugs aren't empty carbs

Garlic bread makes you fat, meth makes you skinny.

Drugs aren't flyover shit

t. someone who hasn''t done drugs

Why not both

Why would anyone do garlic bread when they can for mes?

why is this a either/or situation?

Delete this fucking post. I'm not fucking kidding.

b/c op is a shitposter

you, sir, have not met my best friend molly. she makes everything beautiful.

how do I mainline garlic bread?

Except you

No.

I'd rather mow a lawn

What if you do drugs AND THEN eat garlic bread?

Mustard gas

DUDE CARBS AND FAT LMAO

Garlic bread isn't empty carbs, you're getting fat from the butter and the garlic is healthy too

I'll settle for that. Cute waitresses under table lights turn into the glowing apparition of the sexy Virgin Mary. True story.

Learning to cook healthy and delicious food would go a long way in reduce drug use.
High fat junk food makes people fat, hungry and miserable. To fill that void, they 'eat' drugs.

Garlic bread is good but it doesn't make you k-hole. 5/10

You just aren't eating enough garlic bread.

>you're getting fat from the butter

Lol ok

lmao

Why hasn't someone created a perfume this just the smell of freshly made garlic bread?

ohio disagrees with you

Have you ever eaten garlic bread while ON drugs??

Garlic bread doesnt make you feel at one wi... Ok maybe it does. But it doesnt make you hallucinate.

I miss Molly. Havent seen her in years. Lucy either. Sometimes it sucks being non social.. Sometimes.

Before the coma. It's beautiful.

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What did he mean by this?

>He's never been hooked to an IV drip of super concentrated garlic bread

>spicy
BRING IT BACK

Because garlic bread is bad for you.

>reddit spacing
kys

Beats me.

Hoosier here, the entirety of the Midwest disagrees with him.

Let's talk about pork tenderloin sandwiches rather than how Indiana became the largest production centers of illegal narcotics.

It is not Veeky Forums related and extremely depressing.

Here have a distant cousin made from another animal. Cutlets pounded super-thin, breaded, and fried; well they're magical. Make them into a sandwich and you have instant festival food.

Pork tenderloin sucks and indiana is a complete waste of a state

Minnesotan here, we can't survive the winters without drugs.

If you make it with veal cutles its even better.

t. german with family in vienna.

This. Its a holy combo

BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?

Because I can do both

fellow minnesotan here, can confirm.

this thread sucks

>bread meat so it's crispy
>add sauce so it gets soggy
fuck off, serving Schnitzel with sauce is the only offence still punishable by death here in Austria

you sound like a faggot. I don't give a shit about schnnitzel, but you sound like you have a problem with country fried steak and white gravy.

and so fuck you