Tomorrow is my cheat day at IHOP (it's the only decent place in my area). what should i get?

tomorrow is my cheat day at IHOP (it's the only decent place in my area). what should i get?

>it's the only decent place in my area

where the fuck do you live where IHOG is the only "decent" place to eat??

Why not just make something yourself for your cheat day instead of eating that garbage?

not american, what's wrong with that food? it looks good.

Do Europeans really think this?

its fine, its just diner food. i prefer waffle house if im getting that sort of thing.

>it's the only decent place in my area
Move.

i didn't ask what your nationality is. i asked where the fuck you live where IHOG is the only "decent" place to eat.

Franchise diner food is some of the most bland, inoffensive food you could buy in America. Places like Denny's and IHOP exist for three kinds of people: the elderly, desperate travelers, and drunks.

God you're an idiot. Obviously he's not OP, he was just asking why you're being such a fucking sperg over diner food.

it's loaded with salt, fat, and cholesterol.
most "entrees" are starch and protein

>this is my first time hearing about small towns
whew lads

ha ha ha. blow me.

i'm sorry for triggering you.

general store in leona texas. best steak and baked potato ever.

>small town food

>reddit spacing and lack of capitalization

You sir, are a artist.

That's just American cuisine in general, though.

>You sir, are a artist.
not using the correct article. you sir, are a myspace faggot

all blanket statements are patently false

>people regularly give shit to ihop on this board
>same people either post in or have no problem with fast food threads

>muh cheat days
Shit is retarded.

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damn. mark zuckerberg looks young in that pic

A gun and shoot yourself

t. fat boy

No. Someone who isn't retarded and actually works out. Just like almost everyone else with their cheat days, you're really not in it.

You realize that you yourself sir have also utilized the Reddit spacing? Haha!

Nigga it ain't Reddit spacing if its blacktext following greentext. Shit son everybody knows that.

>cheat day
The gals at your yoga class are gonna FLIP.

Ham and cheese omelet. Gluten Free crepes with cherries.

Don't rope me in with those fast food faggots. I don't eat at any chain restaurants.

Country fried steak and eggs

Are you autistic on a daily base or just being a profesional jerk on food forums for no reason?

false dilemma.

an hero yourself, please.

>reddit spacing
kys

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blow

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The Ham n Egg Melt. Everything else on the menu is shit

mozz stick app and a monster burger

good choice

op, get a country omelet, drown it in cholula. replace the pancakes with whatever god-awful limited time calorie bomb they're currently serving, french toast donuts or something like that

Why do they have to put bacon on the french toast donuts? I don't want bacon on donuts.

The strawwwberryy bannanaa french tooast is great

you gonna eat all those empty carbs?
eat avocado my dude

OP here. This is what I ended up getting. That's a party melt btw.

Fucking delicious. And the customer service was excellent. No regrets whatsoever.

patty*

Nothing. Cheat days are your normal days, stop deluding yourself and stay on a proper diet. Otherwise, this will be your life forever.

>i'm sorry for triggering you
u mad bro?

>dude you gonna eat all that bread, just eat a stick of butter instead!
i know this probably a joke but i hate this mindset

So we're all just playing along with this painfully transparent marketing right? The people in this thread that aren't bots I mean.

>My one cheat day has turned into four.
Somebody send help.

why would they put ice cream on the warm pancakes. whip cream is mostly stable at room temp so that's alright, but you haven't even started eating and the ice cream is already melted.

looks good op

>cheat day

it's not worth it. just have a cheat meal for dinner and leave it at that.

cheat days can undo a whole week of progress if you aren't careful nigga