So if cow farts are influencing climate change, why dont scientists jam a tube up cows asses and just harmess all that methane?
So if cow farts are influencing climate change...
They just poke a hole into the side of the cow into it's guts and have the methane fill up a bag. No need to jam a tube up their ass.
If I shoot that bag will it die?
It will explode; yes.
They tried but your mom wasn't up for it.
>Ywn be a veterinarian working for a meat conglomerate performing 700 colostomies a day
Why even live?
MAH MAH MAH MONEEEEY and is explosive.
It would be very painful
>Wacky weather
>ZOMG THE CLIMATE IS CHANGING
They said the same thing last December when it never fell below 70. Texas fag, btw.
Can we address something about cowspiracy, why didn't they mention anything about methane being a short term greenhouse gas and cows are actually locking C02 into the ground theough waste. Why didn't the documentary adress these topics?
cause people don't know sit about these topics and we've got an agenda to push
That's expensive. A cheaper alternative would be to phase out cattle ranching and replace it with poultry, mutton, and goat.
>Unlimited GOAT cheese
YES
Its a big cow
For you.
>C02
>A cheaper alternative would be to phase out cattle ranching and replace it with poultry, mutton, and goat.
mutton is even more methane-polluting than beef. Any ruminant animal will have this problem: lamb, goat, giraffes, buffalo, etc.
Chicken and to a lesser extent pork would be good alternatives.
What about our friends the fish?
for moo
tube would get clogged with shit periodically and need to be cleaned
>muh bullets make things go explode
>its true cause i say it in muh gayems
this is so shameful and degrading
no co2 issues, but overfishing issues instead
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kek
good. More jobs for the lower people
>pork would be good alternatives.
Not in the coming Halal world.