ITT please post aphorisms of your own personal invention.
Do not be ashamed that you are cribbing ideas from others; there are no truly original ideas. What is essential here is the /novel turn of phrase/.
I came up with this recently, and I am well satisfied as to its truth.
Those who say they can do it and cannot do it are usually right.
Those who think they live life to the fullest live life not at all.
damn op that is super corny, "to sell is to lie" sounds mighty edgy dude, but do u suppose "to sell is to educate", "to sell is to inform", if you have a great product you have to tell people what it is and how to use it, stop reading so much angsty frankfurt school bullshit
That's a rather long aphorism
People are shit and so are you
Good aphorism my bro
Even the wise men don't know what it's like to cram rodents up your ( )*( )
You too
Jesus Christ this is cringy
OP is a fag
- me, 2017
Same about this one
Lost
In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
Humanity will never live peacefully until they stop preferring the penis as the base for the construction of meaning
>2017
>aphorisms
I fucking despise aphorisms.
The saint and the scoundrel both utter regret in their last breath.
The labor theory of value is immoral
Price ceilings have literally killed people in natural disasters
You can drain a would.
But you can't wound a drain.
You can post shit, but you can also shitpost.
That's trash. I sell honestly all the time, your product has to be worth a damn tho.
Cheese is essentially necromancy.
Romantic love is the incomprehensible desire to prove yourself wrong.
Humanities curse was that it was born too large for its mind.
Weed has never killed anyone, but it's made them okay with dying.
Language is like two lovers footprints in the sand during low tide.
It is better to waste time doing nothing than to waste time doing something.
Truth is like a gentleman. It dresses for the occasion.
Judging people is like tasting wine. The first glass is the most truthful, after that they start to affect your judgement too much.
Aphorisms are like poop: their process of coming to be may feel good, but once it is over, the remains should be flushed away.
All thing complex are built from what's small and simple.
The man with aphorisms inside his head often finds that his head is inside his rectum.
>"Fortuna! Fortuna! why hast thou forsaken me?", so cries the man who forgets not what he has forgotten...