You have 5 MINUTES to de-activate this almond

You have 5 MINUTES to de-activate this almond.

What do you do?

Kill myself

>What do you do?
Sage report and hide thread.

>deactivate
There's no sprout, retard.
Do you have any idea what you are talking about or do you just mindlessly parrot bullshit because in your head it sounds amusing?

dumb cunt.

kek this is some quality shitposting

>no wires
Panic and flush it down the toilet

sprouted almonds =/= activated almonds

sprouted almonds need to be soaked much longer

Shhh, don't argue with an autist. Just let it be in it's little world.

Just chuck it in the microwave for two minutes

Pull the plug.

I soak it in a dilute solution of phytic acid

Call 911
I'm not qualified for that shit.

magnet

Toss it into the nearest black hole

Squeeze and suck the titty milk out of it.

I don't, if it was it's choice

>Those two at the bottom that don't move

Hnnnngggg

Once that almond is activated, there is no way back.

Bake it in the oven.

10/10 post

>grab your chalice with collodial silver
>careful with that!
>add a sprinkle of dietary supplements
>it has to be the organic ones from the other end of the world
>because nothing says organic like a shipping of 6000+ miles
>mix it 1/10000 so it gets stronger
>mix that with as much piss as you can gather
>it's not clear whether piss is healthy or not, so don't risk anything and mix it at least 50:50
>the more the better, because otherwise it would be more potent poison
>shake for 12 hrs and drink it
>eat and drink what's left over because fuck it
>forgot that you only had 5mins time and are already dead probably
yeah, that should do the trick.
and then run away

How in gods name did you not hammer

You mean suck the almond milk out of it?

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