The last thing you ate you have to eat forever

>The last thing you ate you have to eat forever

How fucked are you Veeky Forums? Pic related for me, I'd give my self a week before suicide.

>7/11 taquitos
mmmmm

Roastbeef, yay!

I'm gonna shit myself to death, pic related.

>eggs on toast
pretty much 90% of my meals already. ill be fine

get that cholesterol checked user

Tiramisu

>soft shell crab po' boys erry day
I'd get fat as fuck but it could be worse.

Lentil curry with rice. I think I might get sick of it but nutritionally I should be ok

>terrible pre prepared saurkraut
Oh no wait I ate chocolate after that, still I'm fucked either way.

Sunflower seeds

Chicken and bacon salad, meh

My own skin. Fuck.

>quesadilla
my health is fucked

>had a small chocolate-covered nut as dessert right after eating an amazing curry
Fuck!

Pasta, WELL, could be worse

shieeeeeeet
my toenails

> homemade cheese pizza that got burnt since I broke my pie pan and had to put the pizza in the oven on the frying pan I used to brown the crust

Ehh.

>mince pie

Good thing the malnutrition will get me before the heart disease and diabetes kick in.

I could make a go of it.

well..

As long as I can have coffee with it, I think I could make it work

sausages and milkybars

>tendies

hell be fine

How fucked am I? I live on the west coast of florida...how fucked do you think I am?

I can't blame... the salt thing I ate is jizzed cookies :3 yum!!
OP that means I play the cookie game whenever i got to eat?

>borrelnootjes
Welp, I'm going to die due to lack of nutrition

>Costco's Pepperoni Pizza

As long as I can pick off the pepperoni, I'm good. I only ate it because that was the only half that was left over.

>cheese and tomato sandwich
Not the worst thing.

Homemade miso ramen, i'd be totally okay with that

>publix tendie sub
I'll be just fine

>Rolled Potatobread
>With butter, sugar and cinnamon
I will die of malnutrition first. Its pretty good.

Hmmm, not horrible, but not good either.

>two toasts with hole cut in them
>do them in a pan with button and put small eggs in the holes
> in the same pan glaze a bit of onion
>put that between the toats with eggs inside
>bit of cheese for glue, one slice of tomato too
>serviced on some ice lettuce leafs
>for sauce mayo + ketchup + some hot sauce
>some sliced cherry tomatoe son the side

It was okay, but I wouldn't want to eat it every day.

Grilled cheese with tomato soup. Goodbye arteries.

A mini size ended up as three servings it was so rich. I'd take the cowards way out.

Boiled?

Homemade chicken tenders with a pretty dank ass breading and some sweet chili sauce.

Time to move to /r9k/.

Tuna salad with purple lettuce and heirloom tomato. I could last maybe 90 days before suicide.

A ham sandwich with American cheese and wheat bread. I suppose it could be worse.

>he doesn't know

Two scrambled eggs with cheese, corned beef hash, home fries, eye toast with butter, and an iced coffee.
Treated myself to a rare diner unhealthy splurge breakfast.
Eventually I'd probably just eat the eggs on toast.
>potato as only vegetable forever
Whew!

A KitKat after eating a cup of easy mac and a cold corndog. I don't know if I should be happy I ate that KitKat or not. It was better than the colddog but the mac'n'cheese was good and is probably healthier than the candy bar

grilled chicken salad with diet canada dry. imokaywiththis.jpg

I won't last long

I should be fine until the nitrites/nitrates and saturated fats give me cancer and heart attacks.

Green apple, fuuuuck

won't last a week.

Well this is what I'm finishing right now.
A curry rice with a pork cutlet a fresh cabbage side salad (which I've already finished) some pickled cabage and a bowl of miso.

It's pretty good.

>custard apple
at least it's tasty

>chickpea pancake with cheese, corn, crème fraîche, spinach, baked beans and dry-cured ham
I'll be p good.

It's a southern snack food. You take raw peanuts (they're softer than what you'd usually eat) then you boil them in salty water. It's pretty popular to boil them with other seasonings especially Cajun seasonings. A lot of people crack open the shell in their mouth, suck out the juices, and spit the shell out. I've never tried them, but I imagine if you like peanuts you would enjoy them.

Pizza lunchable. Guess I'm fucked in about a year.

nice piece of bread with some hot coppa. I'll be good on flavor for a while but dunno about nutrition

Glasses of ovaltine made with whole milk. Well at least my nutrition will be fine. I'll have diahrea forever though.

>chili dogs
i have a fighting chance

looks like I'm fucked

chorizo sandwich and some french fries. guess im dying early from all this oil lol

You will become an Italian in no time

a square of lindt milk chocolate and half a cup of milk

i wont survive

a big mac and orange creamsicle soda

i have made a grave mistake

Chorizo scramble with mostly egg whites but one yolk included, onions, bellpeppers, jalapenos, and salsa on a corn tortilla. I guess I'll last a while at least.

not even mad

Pizza hut stuffed crust pizza

Practically live off this garbage now I think I'll be alright

>see nutritional facts for sodium content
kek

>eats curry with chopsticks

Lmao me too bro except I got the shitty warheads ones

>scrambled eggs
Can they be any kind or the specific meal?
I overheated the pan and they came out kind of bad.

im prepared to die salty
totally worth it

Fuck I just tried this and I hate it I give my self a day before I an hero

>supreme pizza
Thank goodness. I'm not going to die of malnutrition

Laura Lynn Hot 'n Spicy Pork Rinds
this is gonna be a fun eternity

>Bruschetta with tomato, mozzarella, onion, prosciutto crudo, wurstel and tuna

Nice

neoguri mild > spicy

Various sushi (or specifically salmon nigiri).

Idk mang, it's my fave but I'm totally in trouble.

wait, pourable mustard?
is there non-pourable mustard?

anyway
>a dorito
i will die of scurvy

>broccoli

I'm not fucked, but I am fucked.

I never heard of them until I moved to Alabama. My first reaction was disgust. Years later, drinking beer with a friend, finally tried some. They can be pretty damn good. The ones in those cans are great actually. I prefer the Cajun seasoned ones myself. Some convenient stores sell them hot. pic related

That curry looks light and thin, no chunks of vegetables. I think I'd like mine better.

They're definitely not what you'd expect, right?

You can really tell that they're legumes when you eat them boiled.

Pork ramen with scrambled egg cooked in. Seasoned with soy sauce and sesame seed.
I could make it for a while, but holy fuck it'd get boring quick.

Doesn't taste like peanut butter if that's what you mean. A roasted peanut is closer I guess but if you've had a raw peanut that would be closer. Just not as bitter because of boiling and salt. If you ever come across a can like user posted, give them a try. Either you found a new snack or you wasted about $2. I usually eatthem while drinking beer. Goes well with each other. Doesn't dry your mouth out like roasted peanuts.

McDonald's Signature burger: bleu & bacon with fries and a Fanta
11,70€ every meal

>Some southwest trail mix

My blood vessels will be nothing but salt before long.

Fried rice and spicy chicken. Due to me putting lemon juice on the chicken, i think that i could last a while.

>scrambled eggs that are overseasoned and unbalanced flavorwise
>undertoasted toast without any fixings
I give myself one fucking afternoon.

>nachos
I'd be okay

I ate a spicy chicken sandwich from Wendy's. At some point the chicken got all rubbery. It was weird.

I dont wanna eat that for the rest of my life..

I'm on day 2 and only halfway through a digiorno pizza, I already want to throw it away

>oven-baked frozen premade ham pizza

Could be worse

Spinach, parsley, carrot, blueberry, cacao nib, homegrown cherry tomato, red capsicum, almond milk smoothie with a scoop of grass fed whey protein
I'm gonna live forever

Dried mango, could be a lot worse but F my teeth

Roast lamb and veggies.

I'm ok with this

Just some fried chicken, it was good but I'm gonna get fat

I suppose you can still drink what you want so just have a glass of lemonade every now and then

An orange. This is gonna suck

At least I'd get some protein from the peanuts I guess

And I sure wouldn't go hungry

My curry.

Marmite on white toast + salted butter, and a glass of cold full fat milk.

Heaven.

pho
i'm ok with this

>4 of these fuckers washed down with a can of America

JUST

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Butthole, prepare thyself