Deep Fryer

Just purchased a deep fryer. Any suggestions on random fun things to deep fry today? It's my cheat day so anything goes.

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Deep fried testicles.

An ice cube.

Mozarella sicks, tator tots

A mars bar & pizza for authentic Scottish cuisine.

Totinos

battered onion rings, not breaded

Wings. Dont even need to batter them. Just have a sauce to spin them in.

Cheese curds, your own fries, or make your own corn dogs

Candy bars or oreos. Have to make a batter but oh well.

grapefruits

deep fried popsicles are the best

Deep fry thinly cut shallots and put it on a burger with a spicy sauce. Add roasted peppers for flavortown

BUTTER

Blocks of mozzarella. Maybe those breadsticks from Olive Garden. Definitely ice cream.

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Double deep fried butter

A cup of ice

Cheese

I suggest the same. I am making wings later for the UGA vs ND game. Fry the wings at two temperatures. 300F for about 4-5 minutes. Then boost the temp to 375 to crisp for 2-3 minutes. For the sauce, melt 1/4 cup margarine and saute some a couple Tbls of diced onion or shallot with a diced jalepeno (leave in the seeds for a hotter sauce). Add about half a cup or more Franks Red Hot sauce until it is the consistency you like. Put wings in bowl and pour over the sauce. Toss to combine.

>cheat days
>buying a deep fryer
literally never ever going to fucking make it

this

>not immediately chopping up veggies and butterflying shrimp to make some dank ass tempura

Sort yourself out, faggot.