What dessert should I make to make a guy fall in love with me?

What dessert should I make to make a guy fall in love with me?

Dessert does not make men fall in love with women

Tender caring, intelligent discussion, and being willing to go out of your way to do things to help him the same way he does for you

Have you tried?

Make a creampie together.

Pussy

Guy here, if a woman isn't attractive then no amount of confections will make me attracted to her. At best I will respect her as a competent confectioner, but nothing more. Rather than trying to reach his heart through roundabout means, you should just touch his penis.

Dessert is not where a man's heat lies. It's just a nice bonus.

/thread

Chimicherrychangas

I have never fallen in love with a woman after she made me dessert, no.

>implying OP is a femanon.

How new are you?

He should still just try to touch his penis.

Love doesnt exist.

You can have devotion.

If you want my devotion become a resource, obviously of cooking but also of sex.

Dress like a women not a girl, act subservient but not outright slutty. Prepare to surrender all holes and get to be ok with anal.

Implying >implying Im new

JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION

Veeky Forums is a woman-free board

Whatever you make, put viagra in it.
Be the only woman in the house.
Serve him some drinks before too, so he'll suspect the alcohol and not the food.
Turn heat up and take off two buttons on your shirt saying it's hot.

Lay back and enjoy.

just say this

Apple and rhubarb crumble

You don't need to feed him; let him feed you.

By that I mean suck his dick, it'll work much better than any dessert.

the idea of swallowing is sickening

Called it. Hadn't even opened the thread yet and called it.

Honestly something chocolate, I know there's some psychology thing behind chocolate but the point is is that it makes you feel happy in a way.
If you're trying to impress him with your cooking you HAVE to go more for aesthetic than taste. Of course it has to taste good or else it's worthless, but no matter what somebody will always think that food is better if it looks better.

we know. that's why we like you to do it. bonus points if you puke all over the place and then start to cry.

be my girlfriend (male). No need for desserts

Haha, fag.

Cream pie?

dammit, already taken.

are these threads really on every board now?
man, i thought Veeky Forums of all places wouldn't be tainted with this cancer

Yeah damn these cupcakes flooding every board go back to /pol/

Have you tried fudge?

My mom's peach pie did the trick for my dad. My God I just realized how fucked up that sounds I've never written it up b4.

Just chuck pic related in the microwave for two minutes : )

Make him pie