Veeky Forums, I'm considering naming my daughter "Lolita." Convince me out of it.
Veeky Forums, I'm considering naming my daughter "Lolita." Convince me out of it
Not /literature related
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Please don't
My daughterfu's name is going to be Alice Dolores
Why Alice?
Veeky Forums, I'm considering naming my daughter "Slothrop."... Convince me out of it...
Veeky Forums, I'm considering naming my daughter "Prunesquallor." Convince me out of it.
Is this some kind of meme
If I manage to mate with a Native American woman I'm calling our daughter Low Plain, Low In The Morning.
Actual kek
Low in the morning
High in the night
If u know what i mean
Convince you prospective daughter to make your granddaughter Lolita
Étienne that you?
Poor Mervyn.
i wont allow you to breed
The fragment of Titus Awake and that list of future ideas are heartbreaking
Considering naming my son tadzio
search OP in the archive but make the name lesbia
At least name her Dolores so it's not immediately obvious to everyone you interact with from her birth onwards that you're a leering pervert.
Then you can call her Lo all you want. Lo. Lee. Ta.
Kek, nice post user
Because everyone will think you're a pedo, which you probably are, pedo.
Dolores is miserable though
Sixty years of bad association.
You'd get better treatment if you named your daughter Mohammed.
This
At least name her Dolores, you dumbass.