Veeky Forums, I'm considering naming my daughter "Lolita." Convince me out of it

Veeky Forums, I'm considering naming my daughter "Lolita." Convince me out of it.

Not /literature related

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Please don't

My daughterfu's name is going to be Alice Dolores

Why Alice?

Veeky Forums, I'm considering naming my daughter "Slothrop."... Convince me out of it...

Veeky Forums, I'm considering naming my daughter "Prunesquallor." Convince me out of it.

Is this some kind of meme

If I manage to mate with a Native American woman I'm calling our daughter Low Plain, Low In The Morning.

Actual kek

Low in the morning
High in the night
If u know what i mean

Convince you prospective daughter to make your granddaughter Lolita

Étienne that you?

Poor Mervyn.

i wont allow you to breed

The fragment of Titus Awake and that list of future ideas are heartbreaking

Considering naming my son tadzio

search OP in the archive but make the name lesbia

At least name her Dolores so it's not immediately obvious to everyone you interact with from her birth onwards that you're a leering pervert.

Then you can call her Lo all you want. Lo. Lee. Ta.

Kek, nice post user

Because everyone will think you're a pedo, which you probably are, pedo.

Dolores is miserable though

Sixty years of bad association.

You'd get better treatment if you named your daughter Mohammed.

This
At least name her Dolores, you dumbass.