Someone talk me out of buying $900 worth of cutlery please

someone talk me out of buying $900 worth of cutlery please

Give me the 900 dollars. I'm a poor NEET.

If you get married, people will give it to you.

>if you get married....

this guys asking for life advice on 4chin..... nobody is EVER going to marry him

i mean, if he's got $900 to throw away on kitchen knives. meh, stranger things have happened

those knives look ghey

you're going to use just 1 or 2 of those knives. just get a single chef's knife for the same price instead

they were designed by the guy that designed the porsche 911

>porsche knives
>a set
Bose speaker owner detected

You're about to spend $900 on a set that looks so cheaply made that the manufacturers didn't even bother to put a comfortable handle at the ends because they knew some dumb asshole would be impressed by the 'design' and name.
I bet you like 'minimalist' kitchens.

I bet that wood block is more expensive than all those knives.

You can tell they were not designed by someone who works in a kitchen

That's where you're wrong my internet friend

Those handles wouldn't even comfortably manipulate my girlfriend's prostate

spend it on a 500 dollar vitamix blender instead, then use the rest of the money to buy blendable food to make smoothies and soup and dip and shit and maybe some hookers so you can impress them with your delicious blended confections

its 4am i dont care what you do dude

or you can blend th3 hookers idk the vita is probably powerful to blend through bone its your choice buy a vitamix

Don't buy them user, those Porsche knives have mediocre steel at best. Plus sets always suck, because you will end up not using most of the knives. If you are able and willing to blow $900 on sharp stuff you'd better do some reading on www.kitchenknfeforums.com first.

it's not healthy to stay up so late, go to sleep already idiot

how about you get knives from someone that actually knows how to design knives? crazy idea, I know.

yup, that explains it

they have a nice set at aldi for $6.99

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Buy one very good knife for 300$
buy prostitutes for 300$
gib rest

All style, no substance.

Buy it, OP. It's not like you're ever going to cook with it anyway.

They look horrible. Using them would be horrible if not impossible. You have such poor taste you shouldn't even have $900 to spend.

>Porsche Design
>kitchen knives
>metal handles
>retarded shape

Enjoy extremely poor ergonomics.

i don't believe a real person would ever do this

its funny because todayds 9/11

>not carving his own knife out of a pure tungsten carbide block
pleb

are those the Hannibal meme knives?

Ok. $900 knives won't make you a better cook.