What degree maximizes my chances of corporations giving me 300k+ shekels a year

What degree maximizes my chances of corporations giving me 300k+ shekels a year

Graduating with a Ph.D in being genetically jewish.

Pure math PhD 300k starting

If you have to ask you're already too low IQ to have ever had a chance.

Armed robbery.

Also this

Study at a top law school.
Become a lawyer and work for a criminal organization such as a cartel or something.

Yeah, it's not a stable career but you get to enjoy life as long as you last there.

GLHF

Computer Science. Get hired by Google, Facebook, et al.

How do you find the cartel? Or do they find you?

This. Information security = very good salary.

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Medicine obviously. Become a doctor, most specialities get at least 300k.

Either could happen, only if you're desperate enough.

Plus you can prescribe yourself morphine and adderall.

Can I still become a doctor with an extensive mental health and drug abuse history as long as I wasn't stupid enough to get caught and convicted of any felony?

friend of mine who is like you is probably getting in to med school in 2019, so don't lose hope

Medical specialist.
Finance with really good grades or a really good network.
Mathematical Finance PhD.

Although if you have to ask your only real option is Medicine.

Morphine is SI so you cannot prescribe yourself, or anyone that.

Adderall is SII and 99% of pharmacists will refuse to fill your self prescribed SII or SIII script. Better to just have a friend to prescribe to. This is also a fantastic way to lose your medical license.

Its gonna be way easier to fake adhd than it is to go to med school, and prescribe people enough narcotics to pay off that debt without getting caught.

Should I just give up if I'm European?

At 26 is it too late to go to a 4 year and then go into med school at 30?

Do you live in Canada or the U.S.? It's SI in the former and SII in the latter. I've had morphine in the hospital before.

In the U.S., I'm pretty sure they would fill a self-prescribed script. I remember there was one guy here in Denver who was caught ~2010 for precribing himself dozens of prescriptions for xanax, ambien, oxycodone, vicodin, and various amphetamines all at once.

But any less than that and you're probably safe.

I do have ADHD, by the way, with evidence dating back to elementary school, but because of my history of drug abuse, doctors only want to give me wellbutrin (which is still abusable but doesn't get the job done).

No

Oh shit youre right im was thinking of heroin. And yeah you can definitely find one that will if you look hard enough, especially those mail in ones. Also that sucks about the wellbutrin, I also have adhd but I feel like it would be super easy for someone to fake it it they really prepared. I lied about all my drug history and they gave me some stupid amount of adderall, I haven't even had the desire to do anything else for a few years, but I know that isnt the case for everyone.

> those mail in ones

Mail-in ones? How does that work?

From my understanding you fax or mail them your script and they mail you the beans. I remember reading about how they have a shady rep because they don't really care what they are dealing with, like some lady was getting 200mg of adderall a day scripts filled no prob. It was years ago though, they might be more strict now.

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