Fiancè buys me knife set for anniversary

>fiancè buys me knife set for anniversary
>I already own a chefs knife but ok
>later go to dice an onion
>knuckles hit the cutting board

How do I tell her I want to break up?

with the knife

maybe learn how to use a knife then

>>knuckles hit the cutting board
What did user mean by this?

>fiance makes me pic related for dinner
>ohboy.jpeg
>it tastes weird
>says she only chucked it in the microwave for a minute and a half instead of the full two.

How do I hide her corpse?

It just makes knife work a bit harder. Every time you make a slice your knuckles hit the board and fucks up the cut.

how the fuck do your knuckles hitting the board? how are you holding your knife??

The handle isn't fucking raised like on a normal knife. That fucking whore bought it at a yard sale.

lmao

I choose to believe she knew exactly what she was doing.

>girlfriend asks if I want to try soy milk for a change
>tell her yes
>don't get almond milk I don't like the taste
>she brings almond milk
>i said not to
>she's literally trying to feed me nut milk
>is she saying I'm gay

How do I set her on fire and make it look like an accident?

why the censored nipples tho

christian imageboard

>secondhand culinary

Give her to me. I could use a cock slave

>50% more cum.
If only...

Its a trap though so male nips should be fine

Who dis bitch

Her cock isn't very big though

fpbp

He lopped off his knuckles and they fell on the cuttingboard.

>My imaginary waifu did a meme.
How do I over react?