Hooters or Twin Peaks

>food
probably twin peaks.

>grills
debatable, and is a matter of taste.

>environment
twin peaks is nicer, but I think hooters is more comfy.

>price
hooters hands down.

overall I'd pick hooters 9/10 times, mostly because im a cheap ass.

For me it is Ojos Locos, the best titty food.

>tfw no asian themed titty restaurant

Hooters is so awkward, it's half way between a dive bar and a strip club.
Am I supposed to oggle the girls and treat them like objects or is working in hooters a legit career?

Just go to a strip club.

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I know a lot of Hooters girls due to my parents meeting at the original one and being huge fans of it, and so many of them love the job and have gone on to pretty solid careers. It's a fun environment, it's not too hard, tips are easy to get... there's a lot of jobs an attractive girl can take in college and shit that are way worse.

Just don't act like a creep and it's super easy to hook up with girls that work there, too.

I thought you were talking about the show until I read the thread.
Didn't even realize there was an actual restaurant named twin peaks.

>girl I knew in college majored in psychology
>"yea I don't need internships, I can probably find a job pretty easy"
>works at fucking hooters a year later

AHAHAHSHSHAHAH. How i fucking hate roasties

>girl I knew in college majored in psychology
>"yea I don't need internships, I can probably find a job pretty easy"
>made $700 a night working bottle service at a club

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>he thinks $700 is a lot of money

>$700 a night
>a night
That's quite a bit for one nights work.

>he thinks one night is a lot of work

>he posts laughing monkeys and has masturbated at some point today and within the last week has itched his asshole

>He doesn't finger his asshole while jerking off

Let me know what you do that makes you $700 for 5 hours of work each day.

It's $140 an hour.

Hooters now is a bunch of 18 and 23 year old's with a shit load of makeup and no tits and ass. its really depressing.

hooters stopped being about hooters a long ass time ago.

even the hooters in las vegas had ugly, flat girls.

tits or gtfo

The Hooters in Vegas has less attractive girls because they make more money in bottle service and stripping. That was the exact $700/night thing I was referencing.

Why work at Hooters or Twin Peaks and be objectified for pitchers of Bud Light, bar food, and maybe a 20% tip, when you can walk out to dudes that already paid $1000 just for the blessing to sit at your table and drink Grey Goose and mixers, and will continue to give you $200 every time you lean over?

>literally david duchuvney in a wig
>that moment you realise your gay
Its okay user. David is sexy as fuck

When I want a boner with my boneless wings, it has to be tilted kilt.
>awful side tattoos
Every single time, though, spot on.

well they've got to be acceptng right?

>none of you live near a Tilted Kilt
Feel sorry for you lads

We used to have a Twin Peaks in Waco until the cops came in and killed a bunch of bikers

I got food poisoning from fish n chips at a twisted kilt. Closed down 6 months later. Disgusting.

Yeaaaah this whole time I thought people were fucking up spelling tilted kilt
>ty based southeast

>ordering fish and chips

Tilted Kilt

As someone who lives in Washington, I just go to bikini barista stands when I feel like looking at women who value money more than their dignity.

This is why we can't have nice things.

damn that got a laugh out of me

they're ripoffs and serve cardboard boxes with spices
Also, the only sadder thing than a dude who goes to strip club often is the guy who goes to strip club often for the food

Checked. Now check out the bikini baristas
youtu.be/pBWSzRnJo4o

Hooters if you want to offer a girl money for sex.

Twin peaks if you want to get shot by a biker high on meth

faggot probably never worked a day in his life

Twin peaks does lingerie week during the week of valentines which is pretty nice.

But, user, you don't have a job that pays more than $15/hour.

This picture kind of creeps me out. A lot. I'm going to go post this on /x/

These places are bizzare, they're family-orientated chain restaurants where the major draw card is the waiting girls have half their tits hanging out?

Is this a thing anywhere else but the USA?

They're not family-oriented.

So they're just for sad old men who can't afford to go to a strip club or a real topless restaurant?

they're both shitholes

So that's what happens to you when you were showered in agent orange while getting your ass kicked by a handful of ragtag rice farmers. If I looked like that guy, I'd wear a bag over my head like the elephant man.

Pretty much. It's no more sad than going anywhere else where you pay girls to pretend they care about you.

Not for me, but I understand how it appeals to some guys.

I used to cook at a Hooters for several years back in college. Left 10 years ago after graduation and haven't been back since. It was probably the best shit job a college kid could ask for. They offered me a manager job after graduation and I told them to fuck off. Couldn't imagine spending my life in that shit hole. Sometimes I miss it. It really was a lot of fun.

>paid $12 an hour 10+ years ago as a glorified fast food cook
>all the nights and weekend hours I could want
>free food (only picked the freshest from the back)
>smoke/drink during shift
>bartenders would hook us up with beer in to go cups
>the girls (Had a big titted gf most of the time, but I did go out with two of the Hooters girls and banged one)
>Watch NFL Sunday Ticket every Sunday when it first came out
>half of the kitchen staff was bro tier
>the other half was retarded and a lot of fun to fuck with

>Hooters if you want to offer a girl money for sex.
This, without a doubt. We had one regular we referred as Father Perv. He was 70+ years old and a retired priest. He'd sit at the bar, drink a glass of red wine and chat up the girls. Gave them big tips. A few he even paid for their tit jobs. According to the girls, they'd never have sex but they did perform "mutual masturbation". One night he got so drunk he fell off his barstool and the manager had to call a cab.

It was funny when the girls would get their tit jobs. They'd disappear for two months and come back with giant cans.

What would happen with most of the girls who worked there? Would they just graduate and move to their field? It might be a harder transition after working at Hooters and getting a massive tit job.

So going to a place that serves slightly better cardboard to look at women with slightly more clothes and dignity is better? I would tell y'all to get a qt that cooks, but I've got a headache that can't take the REEEEEEE's.

Best girls are Tilted Kilt girls.

>Not for me, but I understand how it appeals to some guys.

I don't think unmarried guys and women get the appeal of escorts.

When your wife has had 2 kids, weighs 190 pounds, has stretch marks up and down her body, and has turned into her mother who does nothing but moan and bitch..... fucking that she beast is the last thing you want to do.

You want to get away. Find that hot little 20 year old. Do all the nasty things you used to do to your wife...

without getting a divorce and fucking up your kids.

To married men... escorts are a godsend.

>pretend they care about you.

lol

Nobody gives a shit about those whores and those whores don't give a shit about you.

They do, however act like you're a fucking king for an hour, and that's good enough for most men who just want to blow a load.

>He married a white woman

It was a mixed bag. I didn't stay in touch with anyone so I don't really know what happened. Turnover was high. Management didn't take much bullshit which I respected. There was a hard "no call, no show = fired" policy which applied to both the kitchen and wait staff. Most of these girls were used to getting their way. Put 10 of them together and you can't take one ounce of spoiled bitch attitude.

College girls were few and far between. One had a decent job as a graphic designer. She worked weekends for extra money. Another was in school for elementary education. She had to hide in the back when one of her colleagues came into eat. Yet another went on to become a cop. She was a skinny brunette who did get a massive tit job and I wonder how she turned out. I assume those 3 turned out ok.

Most of the girls were destined for a lifetime in the service industry if they couldn't gold dig their way out of it. The owner was married to at least two of the girls at various points in his life. A few of the girls made careers out of it and worked into their mid 30's. One was super cool, the other was a miserable cunt. The only thing funnier than a before & after tit job was a pregnant girl.

We also hired a few hood rats to appeal to the ethnic customers. They usually didn't last long. A few of them went onto be strippers.

Management would push out the girls who couldn't bring in the money by giving them shitty schedules or shitty shifts until they quit. They'd usually go onto bartending at a normal bar where they could still flaunt their assets for tips.

>>He married a white woman

This is probably one of the biggest mistakes of my life. That, and not taking a job at amazon years ago.

I had no idea white women were so fucking entitled. They essentially become another child for you to be responsible for and take care of.

I really wish I marred a nice little asian girl who's not a lazy, self entitled obese seudo-feminist.

This. Kilt is an endless supply of fuckable women. It seems like every month they have all new staff. If you are decent looking, any of them will give up their phone number.

>not choosing the far superior nyotaimori sushi experience
>not brushing your uni against her nipples before eating
>not swiping your maguro in her tuna-tasting hole before devouring the subtly flavored piece in one bite

>The only thing funnier than a before & after tit job was a pregnant girl.
I love preggos. Think I could get one to cream my coffee? Or better yet, squirt some of her milk on my face?

Why do people open these kinds of businesses instead of old fashioned whore houses?

twin peaks has better food. i prefer hooters because i like when chicks wear pantyhose

>half a nipple

Thanks I just lost my job at UNICEF. now hundreds of thousands of children will die

Tweaks for sure. Girls are way sluttier and more likely to fuck.

absolutely disgusting

Prostitution is illegal so it's hard to create a corporation in

Twin Peaks actually has consistantly good food and the girls are hot. they also had 2 dollar tall Coors banquet on a regular basis at mine. I used to go there all the time. Hooters is hit or miss with the wings. I also did coke once with a chick at twin peaks in the bathroom lol. They party.

Oh god I'd be banned from there so fucking quick, chicks in tartan skirts and long white socks are my #1 fetish

There are always wives and kids there, it's fucking weird. Moreso at Hooters than some of the other "flavors" of tit wing place.

Story from a friend who worked there: They make the girls sign a contract that states they will never go out in public without "looking the part" and that they are a billboard for the company 24/7. If you boss or co worker or a regular catches you in walmart in bleach-stained sweatpants and smeared makeup, you can be fired.

Can't believe he's Americans president

>I cant believe hes goofed off before in between him never drinking and outsmarting other millionaires until he became a billionaire

I cant believe we had a muslim nigger as a president that is a degenerate and not even an American.

In fairness, George W. Bush was a coked up drunk before the 1980s, and most other presidents were chadlord douches in their private life

Workplaces often put non-legally binding clauses in their agreements. Just because you signed it doesn't mean it's legal.

Course, the flip side is, they could very well fire you claiming some other reason and most people are too afraid or too poor to fight it.

Lol, still so butthurt about muh shitskin pres you had to elect an orange fattass who works against your own best interests. Sad.

Notice the full and utter lack of hover hand, this guy may look a little goofy but he's twice the man most of you spergasauruses are

>He's never had the buffet at Jugstore Cowboys