*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

Where you going, nerd boi?

dont do this again

>chilling in the YA section with your starbucks coffee
Please move.

*goes through another isle*

I take off her shoes and suck her feet in no time

stop fucking posting this trash its not even lit related faggot

>isle

To get books, ya dumb bitch.

>walks past because women are physically weak and not intimidating.

*unsheathes dick*

pretend to read the book i hold and kick her in the knee

yes

>Barnes and Noble
>Starbucks
>Sitting on the floor, in the way
Disgusting.

Ugly dog. I hope the Chinese are gonna roast it so I can eat some cheap proteins.

>be me
>walking through bookstore
>going to the patrician graphic novels section
>some dumb bitch is sitting on the ground blocking my path
>"Where you going, nerd boi?" she says
>Inside you
>takes pants off
>reveals my 10-inch long rock-hard cock
>"H-hey, what are you doing???"
>forces it into her cute little mouth
>she gags
>cum in 2 seconds
>cum dripping down the wall of her throat
>goes down the wrong pipe
>she chokes
>she dies
>put dick back in my pants
>check out that sweet Avatar the Last Airbender book while sipping her coffee

She needs a tan.

>be me
stopped reading here because... no thanks haha.

mfw unsure what to do.

Am I in a fucking wheelchair? I'll step over you, cunt, watch me.

stomp on her cunt with my boots desu senpai

*kicks you in the balls*

dark hair on pale skin is great

get better taste

What's all this racket going on up here?

These fucking things exist everywhere in the STEM library at my uni. REEEE USE A TABLE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. WE SPENT GOOD MONEY ON THEM.

>-24 HP

you guys, wh-what would happen if i s-st down next to her? i'm gonna try it, h-h-here i go!

My bad, I didn't know this was the pleb aisle.

>be me
>go to library
>know where i book i want is
>on this short little shelf right in the sitting area
>hope nobody is there
>two people
>shit
>say excuse me
>lady gives a shitty little smiles and moves her laptop wire out of the way
>awkwardly crouch down between chair and shelf
>look for book
>still looking
>scoot around back and forth
>it isn't fucking there
>is it on the other side?
>go around
>nothing on the other side
>come back around
>get back down to keep looking
>lady gets up and leaves
>spaghetti overflow
>can't find it
>go to the front desk
>lady leads me all around
>"i've never had to look"
>finds where i'm looking for
>behind a table
>that a qt asian girl is studying at
>fuck me up
>excuse me
>crouch down between her chair and shelf
>look
>still can't find it
>about to snap own neck
>find it
>stumble and make noise getting back up
>out of breath from crouching so long
>keep eyes on ground as i check out and leave

unload my clip into her

just stop fucking caring

>clip

This is beyond pitiful. You really need to sort yourself out.

fuck off

Don't worry, I don't actually have a gun. Or do you think I should have said magazine?

I find it enjoyable to think of you "scooting around back and forth". Don't worry user, it's normal to be a bit nervous around women.

>not open carrying your Kar98k

>passing through the ya aisle
>going to the comic book/video game aisle
I wouldn't

>it's normal to be a bit nervous around women
Sure, maybe if you're a stem faggot. But women can tell and they think you're a beta.

I'm not saying I don't get nervous around women, too. I'm just telling the truth.

the clip wouldn't be in the gun while firing.

>maybe if you're a stem faggot
Kek. Thought I was on Veeky Forums. Yeah this is beyond pathetic. Sort yourself out my man.

unload it indirectly likesay innit

...

h-hey.. i was just l-l-looking for ULYSSES, START WITH THE GREEKS YA DUMB BITCH LATTTAAAAA

BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP