You are now posting on Veeky Forums in the year 3000

finally got laid

No, it's been 246 down-syndrome republican terms in a row because they won't stop running Hillary's reanimated corpse.

>Riding with a B+ in AP IUT BC
>Senioritis is already setting in after being accepted to a top tier school (UCF)
How fucked am I?

I've come to see not much has changed but they live underwater.

And your great great great granddaughter, is doing fine.

[math]\mathbb {GENOTYPE}[/math]

Hey guys, arent you excited for that breakthrough in tokamak reactor design technology? They say we will have net positive nuclear fusion by 3050! I cant wait!

all these people wasting their C-bills on shitposts

You atheists love to assume there is no creator without any evidence nor reasoning, but for some reason become hostile when someone implies that the universe was created.
Fucking brain™lets.

Im an atheist, i dont assume there is no creator any more than you assume there is one. In fact, i assume less than you, because if given evidence of a creator i would change my mind. If you were given evidence that there wasnt one you would likely say something along the lines of
>muh bible
>You cant see God with mortal eyes

It turns out my PhD is absolutely worthless.

I just finished my first class in grade 5!

We learned canonical quantization of scalar fields, it was so easy, I don't even do homework.

[math]\mathcal{KARYOTYPE}[/math]

White people have been eliminated from continuing homicidal targeting of them that is forgiven in courts of their peers

Asians, after controlling the Earth for a few years, all fall ill to a new disease carried in dog meat, wiping out the once numerous Chinese people

Blacks rule the Earth now as they're the only people procreating

Humans still haven't been back to the Moon since the Apollo missions

wow, 3 edgy 5 me

whiter than u muhammed

kek

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>i know we just proved strings but i swear, the end of physics is coming

wew lad

It's been a tough millenium for Wojack, I see.

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My robot waifu dumped me...

;-;

>Literal Utopia

Fellow intelligences, I found this thread from 2018! Certainly this proves without a doubt that those humans were in fact enormous faggots.

Any update on IUT?

See

Guys it was only 120°F last night. I'm telling you, global warming is a hoax!

Actually, you're already posting on /sci in the year 3000. It's just that the current simulation your hooked up to is running the year 2018.

It's the year 3000 and I've been here for 3000-2007=993 years and havent gotten anything done in all those years wasting time browsing this shithole and I'm still wasting time here

I think we're gonna prove the Collatz conjecture this year guys

Fuck me. I thought that was happening but I couldn't tell if I was 'stuck' or just forgot that I had put in my grandpa's memory drive.

>implying the human race hasn't been wiped out in a nuclear war by the year 3000

holy fuck i thought all the /rightypol/ tards left once eggmoot changed the boards around

>>/orbit/

kejneb babbe yuloock snina

>You are now posting on Veeky Forums in the year 3000.

holodeck on the fritz again, huh?

that processing when no gpuf

>White people have been eliminated from continuing homicidal targeting of them that is forgiven in courts of their peers

Sad and inevitable truth, if whites don't wake up. Only low-IQ people deny that whites will be violently persecuted as a minority in their own nations.

>>Actually thinking he could assume anything without presuming the existence of a creator
Found the brainlet.

You all heard about the hyperloop design? Sounds cool, can't wait until they start building it.

Half life 3 tease at at E3000 no release date shown

>Anno Domini 3000
>he STILL only has mortal eyes
It's like you've been in cryostasis for the whole millenium brah

Me and my 20000 clones want to shitpost at once using our implanted neural mesh network transmitters. I wonder if the mods will find out.

In a series of races between an insane clown and a crook, I would think the crook would occasionally win.

>3000
>he still doesn't think ICP was the best presidency in history

were the great Americans black?

No I'm not. It's 2018, why's everyone pretending it isn't?

Someone tell me why the monster group exists