There will be a big banquet and each country needs to bring their best dish and booze, what does your country bring?

There will be a big banquet and each country needs to bring their best dish and booze, what does your country bring?

USA brings BBQ and Bourbon

A pot of real Texas red chili and awful beer.

Burgerstani here, this sounds about right.

Poland brings pierogi's as an app, and some shitty vodka

Mexico brings guacamole smothered veggie burritos.

Nothing to drink? don't be cheap José!

Chiles en nogada and hot chocolate

Ayy esé, you gotta bring Jarritos too.

You should've asked about each USA state too
California will bring avocado toast

the netherlands brings beer, steals someone else's dish and call it theirs

Brazil brings UMA DELICIA

Africa brings

>each country brings food and drink
>africa
>no food or drink
Good job user

Or some fried chicken

Taiwan brings stinky tofu.

Bugs and mud water, Somalia

America brings Eggs Benedict

Canada doesn't bring anything to the table. Offers appologies.

just a big pile of beef kimbap

enjoy you fat fucks

Mexico brings doritos with 50 toppings.

Germany brings gassed jews with sauerkraut & lager.

Germany, France, Sweden, and the United Kingdom brings Maqlooba and Kebab

Sweden brings stewed macaronis and Portello

Australia brings bastardized versions of USA's bastardized versions of foreign food.
And a goon bladder.

>Africa brings aids
ftfy

USA
>huge bottle of HFCS
>bag of wood pulp for the cheese course
>bottle of bleach for the chicken
>sharts himself during the main course
>argues loudly that the pizza doesn't have enough toppings

This is perfect, although I'd also accept
Crawfish Etoufee, Dirty Rice, and Bourbon

Don't be silly, Canada brings Kraft Dinner.

Indonesia brings some catfish and a pack of cigarettes

Good 'ol goon of fortune

I shall bring us all together.

I brought Pupusas from El Salvador.

Well technically speaking the kebab in Germany is served in a pita bread with cabbage, veggies and sauce. This "Döner" was invented by a German so this would be legit.

Sinapore scrubs down Malaysian Street food down to sterilised food-court quality and calls it their own.

Denmark bringing cold open faced sandwiches

Ireland will bring Irish Stew and Smithwicks.

Scotch eggs and gin and tonic

Canada brings tourtierre and icewine.

Freaking Francophone bring tourtierre, real Canadians bring poutine

Norway will bring sodd and christmas beer

>inherred sodd
Min neger

Canada brings Kraft dinner with ketchup chips, Bloody Ceasars to drink

poland brings cartons of vodka and one jar with pickles

>no drinks
But don't they have chocolate water

Australia brings Hainan chicken, garlic and pepper pork stir fry, snack pack, goon sack, meat pie and a shnitty with chips.

Alabama will bring biscuits & gravy and sweet tea. Think thats what we have at least

I'm bringing lamb offal minced and baked, and rakia. Greetings from Serbia

That sounds wonderful.

Bigos

Mezcal or Tequila, that is the question. Or pick Pulque just to fuck with people?

La poutine

Brazil will bring a monkey soup

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Why is Hungary dead

Polan bring space program

They lost the war

Potatoes and beer.

Which baltic country are you from

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Canada probably brings something like poutine and cheap rye whiskey.

But someone sneaks in an expertly prepared moose wellington, some nanaimo bars, and a few litres of maple porter.

Yeah that's pretty accurate

Haha, that country Africa lol!

t. negress

t. Never made it out of first grade

USA brings Pacific coast wine and a beef dish of some kind.

Ghanna will bring a bunch of starving, emaciated nigger children that will stand beside everybody's tables watching you eat and not leave until you give them some handout money or food.

Brazil is aways a steap ahead.

Pasta salad with sliced hot dogs and sparkling apple juice to drink - Switzerland. Also lye rolls.
Italian citizen, too, so also rosemary-and-garlic roasted pork and wine some guy down the road made.

UMA DELICIA

Belgium brings revolutionary state-of-the-art pink chocolates for dessert and beer, too but ends up arriving too late because the central railway company is on strike again

t. jokes

>beef dish
Barbecue. There are so many beef dishes, but BBQ is truly American.

canada brings poutine and actual good beer that isnt 2% alcohol

burritos are not mexican, they are a fatmerican appropiation because tacos were just too small to satisfy their hamplanetic hunger

Spotted the angry elitist. Also North Carolina brings pork chops,apple sauce and a delicious Cheer wine to wash it down.

California is not invited.

SOPA

Recommend me some good beers from canada

Bacalhau and vinho verde

Sweden
Crayfish and Absolut

Denmark brings pork alot of pork

>vinho verde
>not periquita
weak

Maybe with vina dosh but with pic related it's vinho verde for me

England would probably be gin and cornish pasties or christmas dinner

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MACACO

UMA

USA
Burgers and Bourbon

You sell your beer by the bucket?

>Not poutine and Timmy's coffee that the Indian at the counter put way too much/way too little cream in and apologizing for the shitty coffee

Bourbon is Canadian, though.

Finland brings KARJALANPAISTIA ja KOSKENKORVAA!

And everyone is going to eat and drink or gets stabbed.

My bad I was thinking rye

hesch en vogel? totale müll

Underrated.
Brazil brings feijoada and cachaca.

U.S. brings chicken and andouille gumbo, made especially with pork sausage to keep the Jews and Muslims away. We'll serve it up with a heap of cornbread, and wash it all down with white lightning liquor. Then we'll get drunk and bang all the fugly brit slag women the way we did in WW II, and kick the shit out of the toothless fat ass british "men" the way we did during the revolutionary war.

I like your pic but your banter needs work.

mexico is fatter than america...

DELISIA