2 ingredients

2 ingredients.

I'll start. Cottage Cheese and jam.

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Vodka and beer

Jam has a lot more than 2 ingredients.

Nobody likes a pedant

Pesto and yoghurt
Works better with red pesto imho. Sour cream is also a good alternative to the yoghurt for a thicker sauce.

I like cottage cheese and honey French dressing. Specifically T. Marzetti's.

Just a little bit of dressing, not a lot.

Chili and peanut butter

ok.
salt and pepper

tendies and good boi points

2 ingredients, spaghetti and spaghetti sauce :^)

Mc and Chicken

yup

Zinger Stacker Box and Pepsi

noodles and peanut butter

Cheese and crackers

peanut butter & Bananna

Pasta cooked in chicken stock

DO AMERICANS REA

chicken and rice

rich blacks and crime

Vodka and water

Stilton and quince paste.

mentsuyu and egg

Avocado and queso fresco

This sounds great, I always have quince paste by itself on toast

Why is there so much liquid?

your neck and a noose

coffee beans and water

almond butter and apple
carrot and hummus
egg and plantain
rice and lentils
olive and ham

semen

Goat cheese and peaches

cantaloupe and honey

Bourbon and cigarettes.

Green eggs and ham.

...

ketchup and mayonnaise

Chicken and Banana

...

Avocado. Toast.

Fight me cu/ck/s

Grain alcohol and rainwater, you communist.

But we are getting into the fundamental question of what constitutes an "ingredient". For example, just your bagels alone have yeast, flour, water, salt, and if they were properly prepared they were soaked in lye. Then the one you've shown is covered in flavorings -- probably fried onions and various seeds. How can you possibly call that an "ingredient"? It's like picking up a pizza at Little Caesar's, and buying a jar of anchovies, and saying "look guise I made this," you lying cheating sack of shit.

First, you must invent the universe. This is a fundamental Veeky Forums truth as stated by none other than the Prophet Carl Sagan.

cottage cheese and JAAAAAAAAAAM

Seared stone fruit and greek yogurt
Cut fruit in half and scoop out slme of the flesh in the middle
Sear the fruit till it caramelizes and fill that hole with yogurt
Season with salt pepper and red pepper flakes

maple syrup and peanut butter
and
yellow mustard and butter (great for dipping pretzels)

I'll just leave this here

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pesto + mayo

I do, asshole.

the fuck is wrong with you phil

Meat and potato.

Over easy egg and sourdough bread

Pizza and burger.

You and a bullet

Pesto and cheese

Salt & Pepper

you mean bolognese sauce

>that mongoloid sloping face
looks about right

Las Vegas style buffet and water

...

my dick and your duck

No you don't.

This looks like it would actually be pretty good. Gonna have to try this one time.

Baguette and Balsamicvinegaroliveoil is my favorite 2 ingredient dish

Cigarettes and sex

steak and fried mushroom

Holy god damn

Coffee and fruit

Macaroni
Tomato juice

That fucking face. Infuriating.

carl sagan can suck my dick also

peanut butter and bannanas

Oatmeal and butter.

buckwheat and butter

margarine and butter

and bread

grilled cheese and tomato soup

cock and balls

cheese and grapes

hydrogen and oxygen

>not nitrogen and oxygen

Do you even breath atmosphere?

Peanut butter and chocolate.

It's a cliche, but no two flavours go as well together.

niggers and nooses

Fried egg.
Toast.

Mountain Dew and Jim Beam

You even chose the best sour cream.