What is the Veeky Forumsentific way to give up on masturbation?

What is the Veeky Forumsentific way to give up on masturbation?

Prostitutes.

Get a GF/Wife.

i thought Veeky Forums is more realistic than that but it turns out i was wrong

Religion or philosophy. Basically, just start convincing yourself masturbation is bad and the horrible feeling you get after the orgasm will start to outweigh the desire to masturbate.

There is nothing unrealistic about that. The only things unrealistic here is you and your fixed thought patterns.

You could try removing your balls though, that sure as hell works.

all scientists worth their salt were CHADs

He never explicitly said the kind of GF/Wife.

There are two categories befitting a scientist: robot wife and mail order bride.

all the good professors at my school were married with kids. maybe you mean shitty scientists?

Dogma. Take your religion somewhere else.

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This might be useful to you OP It's worth noting that professors usually marry other professors. There are many women in biology/business/law/arts and similar fields. So at a big university you can find yourself a woman with similar academical interests and most likely with higher than average intelligence if you try harder.
For example one of my CS professor's wife is a biology professor.

>women
>intelligence

I was talking mainly about the examples I wrote, not about real intelligence regarding real fields, so don't worry.

Give up porn. I'm doing a reboot right now and have always failed before this. And when I say porn I also mean any non-blue boards or places where lewd stuff is posted regularly. In previous attempts I only changed the fact that I didn't jerk off, but would always fail and end up in bed with a massive boner I just had to wank off. I decided to give up and avoid all places where porn is posted regularly after reading YBOP which is a website that has science on how porn has been shown to be a addictive. After I did that I noticed that I didn't even get the urge to masturbate for 3+ days where before I used to fap every night. When you have no sexual imagery floating around in your memories of the day you're a lot less likely to get a massive boner as soon as you lie down at night.

I'm not one to do something without scientific benefit shown and so initially was only going to give up porn but still masturbate, but I'm on day 4 and better than I have in years. Last night I thought about fapping and rationalized it that there is only science on how PORN is bad but masturbation is totally natural. Which is probably true but I've been feeling so good I just said fuck it, not worth it I'll do it for a while longer. Maybe up to a month if I still feel good.

regular sex doesn't stop you from fapping
and think about it, it takes only 15 minutes and feels good, why would you stop?

a month a go a jerked of till my dick died, didnt jerk of sense
you have to kill yourself i mean your dick

okok, im not totally hopeless that my time will come once, which is why i wont remove my bollocks, but i need help, i mean, right FUCKING NOW!
also id like to know how in the world is one who is consciously brainwashing himself able to take himself seriously while also being aware of him actually brainwashing himself.
no seriously, i always wondered that
will do that, sure, tho i doubt its going to help me a lot, and theres also the fact that i can always fap at my own imagination

>Will Power

>try and nofap
>3 months in and strong
>oh shit this is EZ.jpg
>go to sleep one night and have some wird dream
>I was in some white room and some alien chick was right in front of me
>she started giving me head
>ohshit.jpg
>literally the best feeling I've ever felt
>I climax in her mouth
>wake up
>sheets soaked with my seed

it happened to me so many times that I now know how starting to cum in your sleep feels like, while in your sleep
as in I suddenly get aware that it's a dream just because I'm about to cum
weird shit

>also id like to know how in the world is one who is consciously brainwashing himself able to take himself seriously while also being aware of him actually brainwashing himself.
no seriously, i always wondered that
You have to be stupid or mentally ill to do that, so don't do that.

>but i need help, i mean, right FUCKING NOW!
Go to social gatherings, meetups, etc. and just let the flow guide you.

>theres also the fact that i can always fap at my own imagination
You might be surprised. I thought so too, but the part about totally cutting out viewing anything sexual puts a massive damper on how vivid your imagination gets. I don't know about you but usually when I fap it's to something different each time, it's hard to nut if I just watch the same video over and over. Same goes for the imagination. Really all the things I can imagine I can only do so because it's something I've fapped/fantasized to previously.

Remember it's very important that you don't watch ANY porn. This also means pink boards. For example /pol/ regularly has pornographic/sexual OP pics and almost every single thread has someone posting an image of one. On Veeky Forums it's rare, your thread is one of the few and it's discouraged here. (it's fine if you just see something briefly, can't help that, but the point is don't lurk all day in places where there's a shit ton of porn. doesn't matter if you don't fap to it directly. it's going to put a ton of sexual imagery in your mind and make you horny later when you remember) Even places like /g/ aren't safe where they post loli and trap shit almost as much as pink boards.

Sounds amazing, I wouldn't mind having a wet dream. Ejaculation and emptying your nuts every so often is natural. For now I'm doing a reboot though, afterwards I'm intending to not watch porn but probably still masturbate.

My wake-up call was back when I was 20. I was a virgin until then, and had spent a good 4 years on /v/ and /b/, so of course I was masturbating to degenerate shit like traps and almost never to actual women. When I did get laid I couldn't stay hard for who was an attractive woman. I stopped porn since then. I'm 23 now and still haven't had sex again, but I'm sure I'll be fine when the opportunity comes.

>You might be surprised. I thought so too, but the part about totally cutting out viewing anything sexual puts a massive damper on how vivid your imagination gets.
which is why i was gonna do what you said actually, maybe my imagination will wear off
also shit user sorry for the angie OP i didnt think at the time there might be other nofappers here

>I'm 23 now and still haven't had sex again, but I'm sure I'll be fine when the opportunity comes.

the scientific way is not to give up masturbation.
it's a goat way to release stress in between heavy studying

>also shit user sorry for the angie OP i didnt think at the time there might be other nofappers here
It's fine like I said don't sweat it if you see something briefly. Can't help that, just close it and continue on. Problem comes when you're seeing a lot of stuff, it puts sexual imagery in your mind which increases your likelihood of fapping later that day maybe even if not at that very moment.

Can we bring back 'brick-a-brack' into the modern lexicon? Seems like the best word for every situation.

Keep masturbating and refuse sex. Nothing good comes from dedicating time to another human being. Shes a grown woman, she can look after herself.

if you weren't a pleb you'd have no time for such bullshit

avoiding any sensuality thus leaving mongolian knitting forum

Wait, do people really get turned on by cartoons? lol!

>give up on masturbation
why?

>When I did get laid I couldn't stay hard for who was an attractive woman.
That's probably not because you had too much porn, but because you weren't being touched enough. Just being touched, caressed, held, kissed is very relaxing. When you're not used to it, it can shut your sex drive right down.

Anxiety is another major boner-killer. If you're worried about your sexual performance you may lose your erection or be unable to climax.

The main lesson here is: don't rush straight to bed at the first opportunity. When you've been single for a long time, work your way up the physical affection ladder gradually. If you do just want to bone a girl, then don't get too cuddly before you get your dick in the game.

Another important lesson is: don't worry about it too much. Sex wlil go however it goes at first, and get better as you get used to each other, learn how to get each other going, and get over your performance anxiety. If you're in love, it won't matter if your first time together is awkward, or your first dozen times, it'll get good eventually.

I prefer wrathbabe, anime is so disgusting ew

Occupation of the mind.

AKA do something else. Go make friends such that you can't masturbate in their presence.

Take this bullshit back to /b or wherever the hell it belongs. This has NOTHING to do with science.

>t. female
Women don't even understand what it means to be horny. I can smell the pussy from this picture and have wet dreams if I don't jerk it for four days. I honestly believe I have just above average libido for a guy.

not the bric-a-brac!

>i need help, i mean, right FUCKING NOW!
chastity device

You just stop.

Yeah man, sex toys are totally going to help.

What a chastity device does is make you obsess over sex. It doesn't even stop you from getting off, it just makes it take longer.

That's fucking nasty, would suggest taking your mother's milk out of your diet.

If you want to stop, just stop.

>Watch Numberpedo
>Your dick will instantly be destroyed by the sheer erotic power of British math professors.
>As a man (which I assume you are) you need a dick to masturbate.
>Solved.

All these unenlightened brainlets in this thread cruising along until the hedon treadmill forces relapse. Numberpedo is the real deal.

JUST STOP

>The only things unrealistic here is you and your fixed thought patterns.


How are they unrealistic if they exist in reality?

fap is good for you

You must be 18 to post here.

??????

Enjoy your prostate cancer.

OP, there's nothing wrong with masturbation. Frequent masturbation staves off prostate cancer and is generally regarded as being completely normal.
Chronic masturbation (i.e. being addicted to fapping) is bad though. Not for the masturbation part but for the addiction part.

It all boils down to: relationships are about more than just sex. The real kicker is partnership. Having someone in your life who takes you for who you are, challenges you and stays with you without having to is the single most healthy thing you can have, ever.

I want qts like these to have sex with and kiss me after a blowjob

Thats why OP made the thread. He probably faps instead of studying for exams

cryptocurrencies

That is an assumption though.

Her legs and ass are a train wreck

Cut your dick off.

Cold turkey

who is she though? I need to fap to her, yandex and google no good results

It was because was basically a long version of “like bags of sand.”

Angie varona in her later years
Used to be much hotter

>take knife
>cut dick off
>cauterize