>"it's like crack"
"it's like crack"
Clearly you've never tried crack.
>it sticks to your ribs!
i love when people say it's "like crack" who have obviously never tried crack
use something from your world
I smoked crack once, it was so fucking good I literally came in my fucking pants when I took my first hit. It's better than sex. It's better than...Well, a whole lot of shit.
yeah, just like people who say "taste's like shit".
>it's worse than crack
> This is going straight to my thighs! Tee hee!
a-are you trying to make me horny, user
To be fair "tastes like shit" isn't the same thing as fatties implying their lack of self control is the same thing as an actual addiction
>greek style
I had a boss who used to call everything "_______ from hell"
>this restaurant has cheesecake from hell
>I make chicken salad from hell
>margaritas from hell
She was fat as hell
funny joke, Ryan from The Office
What does it even mean when you say "x from hell?". I'm guessing the food was bad?
its like _______ on steroids
That's what I thought at first. And for a time I thought she was telling me the name of the item on a restaurant menu, like a "death by chocolate" sort of thing. But no, apparently it means something so irresistible and indulgent that it must be made by the devil himself. Fucking stupid
>It's better than sex.
use something from your world
>He killed it alright
He dead. Hahahahaha
If you have ever smelled shit, you have tasted it unknowingly. This is why you can say something tastes like shit.
Made me exhale forcefully 7/10
Actually shit tastes kinda sweet and earthy, not at all how it smells. Step up your autism game to shit eating levels
>a love letter to [name of country] cuisine
yeah, it is rather sweet now that i recall. i was surprised by that.
"It's ok. It's diet/low fat"
I'm a vegetarian
Busted nigga
>I can feel my arteries clogging just looking at it!
That's wrong, it's a bad thing
>It's like candy
>It melts in your mouth
>It falls off the bone
>I can taste the diabetes!
I guess she was using "from hell" wrong then because she only used it for things she particularly enjoyed
>it's so hot it's making me trip
Sometimes it does melt in your mouth or fall off the bone easily
>being this salty
sup
>"it's like crack, you gotta try it"
>try it
>it's good
???
It's like traps and getting drunk
>If you have ever smelled shit, you have tasted it unknowingly
And if you've ever seen a crackhead you would know that shit must be good because they're always trying to get more
> its my kryptonite
>it's like x on steroids
>when someone says the mcchicken isn't the best fast food sandwich, for them personally
Perhaps she was a satanist?
perhaps ur gay lmao fuckin roasted
>woman writes a recipe
>types out her entire life story with a brief annotation for the actual recipe at the end
>once you pop you can't stop
She was just a morbidly obese woman who wanted to blame her weight problems on the devil creating foods no mortal could resist
>hubby loves it!
>the kids go back for seconds!
I wish I could live the blissfully simple life of a facebook normie housewife
>be American
>eat so much sugar that even your shit tastes sweet
,':^y
>these __________ are the bomb
>tfw "the bomb" has been replaced by "based"
>like OMG it's like an orgasm in your mouth!
>a moment on the lips, forever on the hips
>i can eat like a whole bag of these in one sitting
these are things that can actually describe though
>sweetness
>texture
>tenderness
everything else in this thread is just other ways of saying
>dats breddy good!!1!
>*noms*
>nummy :3
>yummy
>stinky
two worst fucking words in the english language
Why does the word "yummy" makes me so angry?
Some cheese and tofu smell awful but taste great
>the ____ works against the _____
>"Man those look dangerous!"
I'd wager, that those words make you so angry, because you are in a stage in your life, where you have just developed out of childishness. You are trying to appear mature and serious, casting off everything that remains of childhood and adolescence. Thus, you think playful "baby" words are below you.
Have a funny picture of the Veeky Forums man, so you do not feel so grumpy anymore.
>Wow these are so bad for you I love them
>It has a very interesting mouthfeel.
Where do people say this?
because it feels interesting in their mouth
k3kd
>people who bitch about the word "moist"
like a dick
>backing soda
heh
Wine people say this.
It's only because they cant help but conjure images of genitals when they hear it. When did it become such a meme to single out moist? There are way uglier words out there.
>cook it low n slow
>it tastes like heaven
>yeah, just like people who say "taste's like shit".
Yeah, just like people who type "tastes like shit" but they made 'tastes' possessive for no fucking reason
When my mother likes something, she says it's horrible. Several times. She's fat af tho
There's a joke on the office that makes fun of people like you
>this is better than sex
>Careful, the plate is cold
that's some strange frosting.
kek
>if you're lookin you aint cookin
flavortown
tfw diabetic
this shit pisses me off more than it should.
This
As a diabetic, it's not the buzzword of "diabetes" that bugs me, as much as it is when people use it to describe things that don't have as many carbs as they think it has
i just hate it when someone eats a piece of candy or cake or something and say "teehee here comes the diabetes"
Other shit that pisses me of is the "oh is that the bad kind?" bitch there's no good kind.
Or the condescending people who think its your fault that you have and say stuff like "oh shouldn't have eaten so much chocolate." when you have type 1.
I'm just a salty mother fucker I guess.
Hope youre taking care of yourself user.
>"ooh im so bad"
>this food is good and I like it
people who say this just need to die already
> it's off the chain
is it the second half of the 90s again already?
>it's like being a depressed, lonely NEET
That would be fine
>google recipe
>"now you know in our house we don't eat chicken because me and my hubby try to be more conscious but last week i met sarah at the barbershop when i was getting my perm(it was this place on the 16th that does just AMAZING perms you really have to try it!) and she had this amazing recipe that i just had to try haha :) now i've replaced salt with sugar because you knwo how jimmy gets with his arteries but it still came out really well and the kids really love it :)"
the only two things that make life worth living
This physically hurt to read
is 'like crack' said more about A) red lobster biscuits OR B) that sausage cream cheese rotel dip every 40 year old woman makes at parties?
>I replaced the Parmesan with canned Kraft dust and removed the bell peppers... and added another cup of table sugar and put ketchup on top. This was a crowd pleaser!
don't say crack, yeah?
Every comment section of every cooking video/web page FUCK WHY
Mouthfeel is a real thing you fucking retard.
Richard Lewis came up with that expression