Al/ck/ - Alcoholism General

Do shit that distracts you
It won't take away the pain, but it'll put your mind on something else.
Cooking really helps
Lifting (if you can get past the nausea)
Going to the library to find books you've always wanted to read

Something moderately involved to keep you distracted

My body is covered in horrific scars from a near fatal car accident, Even If I got in shape I wouldn't have the confidence...Even drunk to take my clothes off in front of a woman anymore.

I'm just grateful I got laid before I got in a car accident otherwise I'd still be a virgin.

lol that looks like my room

You'd be surprised how sympathetic women are to scars.
Strong body + scars = woman not too upset

Besides, even if you never get with a woman again. The pride that comes with lifting is really good for mental health

Getting girls isn't really the point for me. Knowing how important looks are
, I'd feel criminal spreading my seed.

Physical activity (gym, or just going for a moderate walk at first instead of staying home all day) helps.
Follow normie sleep hygiene tips found on google, they work better long term than sleeping pills, plus you need to teach your brain how to sleep sober by itself.
Drink a lot of water, take multivitamins (I think you need zinc and B1, B2, B6, PP, but I'm really not sure.)
If you're brainfogged, forget books and strong mental activity, they'll be uselessly exhausting. It should go away soonish.
If you have anhedonia, don't give up on hobbies just because they're boring.

Impregnation isn't mandatory, mate.

would give my body to you, no homo bro

fucking kek, looks cosy

I need at least a shot of booze so that I can sleep these days.

I only have enough to last me a couple hours, really don't need more.

can someone talk me out of it.

I also fucked up huge.

killme

I might spend my last 100 dollars on booze, I really shouldn;t im drunk dont need it and it will end bad. probakly split it between crak n booze

Dat Speed Stick will sneak up on you.

what happened to you?

going on day 3 of nothing to drink... shaking has started but not too bad yet... probably take some downers

oh yeah would you
>never get told you're ugly
>get told you look good all the time
>still think you're ugly
>drink like a motherfucker
happens more often than you think

>tfw you feel like cleaning the cast iron

damn, that's fucked up

>fucking nigger

what did he mean by this

A shot's barely anything
Like, shit, before the 80s, almost everyone did that

>smoking crack like a degenerate

Literally nothing worst on the drug tier then crackheads

Is /pol/ planning on staying?
Please don't.

It was obvious bait, so I replied accordingly.

On my usual after-work liter of cheap wine at the moment. Back on the red, since the weather is getting colder. Getting comfy, cheers.

Might go into the beer after the wine is gone, though I probably shouldn't. Oh well.

I got into some bad fights on the block on a crack deal gone wrong, I resorted to violence I hate to do Have to go to court now to defend my actions, I didn't mean to do what I did but afight is a fight. I got booked with some weight in hard drugs and it was a violation of my p.o. barely made bail but back out back drunk

crack is 100x that of coke u pleb. too bad you can't afford what I be selling u little bitch

lol yea, Too bad I'm not a crackhead loser like you.

I never even said I did coke, That's degenerate on It's down.

>crackhead loser
i own a millon dollar home, pleb

Prove it

I just cycle between vodka, weed, and coke. That way I'm always high on something but I never go deep enough into one particular hole to be unable to get out.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotation_method

I'll never do coke.
I know my personality.
Booze makes me happy because it removes my inhibitions and I can be "normal" for a little while.
I'd hate to see myself on coke

Oh damn, a man who knows his philosophy in an al/ck/ thread, this is a great time to be alive.

I think I might be getting bored of these drugs, like the article says.

my last post was of 520 grams of heroin, I am broke don't u know

I used to have a bad coke problem.
I literally fucked up my life untiI i had to move into my parents basement. I was confident as fuck though.
2 years later and I'm still living in my parents basement, I still see shadow people and I can't drink caffeine.
Still worth it though.

I'm at best drunk now
Where the alcohol has retarded your brain functionality to the point where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.

Of course I'll keep drinking because I want to keep chasing this feeling

I've lived most of my adult life living in my family's rooms.
First my parents and now my sisters.

I'm a big ol fuck up. I wasn't even a drunk till a few years ago.

>I'm a big ol fuck up
It's alright. There's always someone more fucked up than us, that's what makes me sleep at night

Who /brit/ here?

You can't fool me.
This was taken in some thirdie country.
See the shower? There's a shower head water heater there.

Don't get me wrong, Brit plumbing and electrical work is NEAR third world status, but even they wouldn't do that.

POO

Im Ethiopian

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

Choose one fake identity and go with that.
How about French?

>Im Ethiopian
Do Ethiopians poo? Or are they so starving that they just eat dirt, then fart out dust?

You must be fucking hallucinating, Go to sleep crackhead

>waiting for my stomach to recover from morning drinking so I can night drink

Worst feel

vocaroo.com/i/s1KJo5fU8g59

go EASY on the american lads, he's with us x

t. swede

I'm literally Ethiopian but from Georgia...ty either way

Go to sleep Jamal

Hahahaha fuck dude. It hurts so good

>but from Georgia
uhm youre from africa tho??

Which Georgia?

>from Georgia
Do u like chix-fil-a?

>the last time I posted
you moron

Night lads

Also, it you're British pls ask /brit/ on /int/ about me

Third world has electric shower head, called suicide shower.
That's a small water heater, clearly a tier higher.

LOL, That's not heroin.

Brown sugar

Now fuck off with your degeneracy, Go list your house for sale so you can buy more crack you fucking loser.

Is this any good? I have to shill this out later this week.

I don't understand how you retards can get addicted to a liquid meme.

If you wake up after a night of boozing and decide it's a good idea to do it again the next day that's autism, not addiction.

keep dreaming faggot

How many dicks did you suck for a bag of brown sugar?

what do ethiopes tend to get drunk on?

The addiction part lies in deciding that it is not a good idea and somehow still doing it.

>I have to shill this out later this week.
Do you have to give alcohol samples for work too?

less than you did for dinner tonight sunshine

Just letting you know mate, I've tracked down your location from your IP address and alerted Gordon Ramsay, he is on his way to your place to bake a fresh batch of cookies using brown sugar. I'd advise you to preheat the oven.

I just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot

I'm that guy desu. 8/10 face 7/10 body skinny, 1/10 willpower.

this. its not a rational thing, addiction. in fact it cant be logically conquered in the mind. in true cases of addiction its a biological problem, meaning basic impulses of the reward centers of the brain are in play.

I'm having too much to drink tonight.
For some reason, I'm not stupid drunk.
I should be given how much I've drank

Whatever. I've had a sad fucking day and I deserve my drinks

I hope your life gets better , user

Me too. Me fucking too.
It doesn't look like it's going to change any soon though.

MFW you take a day off and get that deep comfy sleep.

The worst part of regular drinking is the tiredness.

Yeah, when you're sober for a few days and get that real sleep, damn.

Also, those sober dreams, though

>some people think that puking is a "bad thing"
Fuck that, I just expelled a few rips of wodka and now my gut is comfy as fuck. Time to swish some kratom, base fent, and crack another PBR.

>Me too. Me fucking too.
>It doesn't look like it's going to change any soon though
Same with my life user. We will all make it one day, or die trying

Catch y'all in the hellhole known as "tomorrow". Suffering is for sunrise.

those arent sober dreams, they are withdrawal dreams. your somatic nervous system is rebounding from the depressant effects of alcohol and has overcompensated; this is why you have super-intense dreams, sometimes nightmares.

Saw this in the last thread
youtu.be/3rt2DwMhquk

Scarily accurate

*sympathetic. my mistake.

Every night, I chase it till I look at the clock, and I see I'm just about out of time to sober up if I go to sleep then to wake up and go to work.

I push it more an more everyday. But those feelings at 2am, and fixing just one more gin and tonic.

Feels really really good...

Watch this

Very interesting, thank you, I'm going to try that quick binge tomorrow up to and see if my heart-rate goes up like he said.

You don't need a quick binge
All it takes is a double shot drink to get my heart racing

you're ugly because you drink, user

I wish I could do coke right now. I live in the epicenter of the Fentanyl criss in Canada and I can't fucking risk it

Yes but I don't drink personally and don't know much on alcohol so rather get honest opinions to know how what I'm getting into. I also bought aerator pourer, was this a dumb idea