Give me a good plot so I can write a beautiful book

Give me a good plot so I can write a beautiful book.

Man falls in love but dies.

Woman falls in love but man dies.

Woman never blossoms.

Man travels to desert-place.

is this a reference to a very famous and beeautiful book?

all of them are. different beautiful books.

Plot does not
creat good.

Character faces difficult situation which, after a conflict, they overcome

Man who masquerades as a normie confides his hatred of society to his clueless girlfriend who gives commentary

actually that's a jojo reference

Man dies rescuing his family from a sinking battleship.

a wannabe stand up comic is obsessed with a talk show host, and stalks and harasses him, until eventually he kidnaps him and holds him for ransom unless he's allowed on the talk show.

He finally gets out of prison and they get married but she dies a week after in a freak accident.

Used up stand up comedian craves the spotlight again, murders his wife by taking her overdose to get back on t.v. Turns out people still dont care about him.

Man goes to the beach, 38 year old virgin. Finds his high school sweetheart there. They both are overcome with nostalgia she decodes to fuck him later. Before they leave the beach he is stabbed in the heart by the tip of a runaway beach umbra in the wind. As he dies, his erect penis pokes out of his swimsuit. She goes to touch it and a wave washes over it. She goes home to her husband and overdoses on pills.

two narrative streams. a man and a woman who are both searching for fulfillment. as their stories unfold we find they are perfect for each other, and near the end of the book they meet, but the circumstances aren't right and they end up hating each other.

they both die unhappy and empty.

The plot doesn't matters, actually the content of your book does not matters at all. Great writers take the most mundane content and turn it into great books because of artistic form, i.e, the way the content is presented to the reader.

Content itself won't make of you a good writer.

>As he dies, his erect penis pokes out of his swimsuit. She goes to touch it and a wave washes over it. She goes home to her husband and overdoses on pills
This must be some esoteric symbolism

Write a dystopian YA novel

Evil European Aristocrat flies around the world in his giant airship dropping bombs on cities and holding the world in terror circa 1900. Crossing the Atlantic he lands on an iceberg and finds frozen just bellow the surface an entire Spanish galleon loaded with gold and crew blown north off course. The captain of that ship was his great great great grandfather. He decides to stop bombing cities for ransom and flies north to the polar icecap but crashes before he gets there. He shoots his crew and loads the gold onto sleds he steals from some Inuit people. They find him, and murder him and hide the gold. His son was born 9 months later to the Inuit woman he raped the night he stole the sleds. The boy is fed to a polar bear.

>The plot doesn't matters, actually the content of your book does not matters at all. Great writers take the most mundane content and turn it into great books because of artistic form, i.e, the way the content is presented to the reader.

Exactly. Because all the top classic novels of all time have NO plot whatsoever. It's complete formless nonsense from the first paragraph.

>Sound and the Fury.

Isn't that a complicated story about a family-

>NO! NO FUCKING PLOT AT ALL!!!

>Ulysses

Isn't that a complicated story about a guy who-

>No!!! IT'S A COMPLETELY PLOTLESS PILE OF PIG SHIT THAT'S BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN! THERE'S NOT EVEN PEOPLE IN IT!!! IT'S ABOUT NOTHING, GOES NOWHERE!!! IT'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

>Btw, please buy my self published novel The Artist's Requiem, a completely plotless, formless, talentless piece of shit just like all the best classic novels were.

Man shits himself

Thinks someone shat in his pants

Travels the world in order to find the guy whi shat in his pants

Shits homself again

Blames his for shittiting in his pants

Shoots himself in the ass

sheeeit

The story of a boy with great potential who slowly becomes dependant on the internet until he's living a mediocre life showing off his humble talent in brief shitposts on a mongolian tapestry market site

Man tries desperately to get own dick in his ass

a women living in a hyper advanced utopian society starts making her own clothes out of sheer boredom.

Write about a man who grew up most of his childhood and young adult life with a dedicated girlfriend. She eventually cheats on him, causing him to break off their relationship and volunteer for service. While in term, he becomes victim to an attack which causes him to lose his right leg at the thigh and all of his left thumb. Then follow his life back at home while trying to cope with the new deformity. Slowly he stops trying to take care of himself as best he could as he begins to lose his mind from loneliness and depression, even as he spends a lot of time online. His girlfriend will come back to him, not directly telling him, but wishing he would take her back. It becomes known that she left him because he wasn't ambitious, struggled to support the two of them, and was ready for marriage and a child while he wasn't. But after being in an abusive relationship, she realizes he made her happy. But the man has become to accustomed to his nearly self-torturous way of life, believing he deserves it for some esoteric reason. In the end, he winds up in a care unit for disabled vets and his girlfriend kills herself two years after being in another abusive relationship. He shows up to the wake and convinces her mother to allow him to place an SD card in her coffin which held all their pictures and conversations that he still had access to from an old facebook account. He never shows up to the funeral, and never checks in to the institute; it's not revealed where he goes or why. That's where it ends.

Just say some user on Veeky Forums helped inspire you in your books acknowledgements.

A pig uses it's psychic powers to break out of a slaughter house, then begins slaughtering people for food.

Oh yeah, and him losing his leg and thumb is symbolism related to being in a relationship all your young life that doesn't last. So when you're on your own, you become like someone who has no leg (lack of a stable foundation to support yourself) and no thumb (unable to hold onto the things you care about most). So don't forget to work with that.

A gay man starts a thread on Veeky Forums.

desu... it would be an interesting read

A monkey goes on the internet because it wants help to write a book, but it can't write. Can barely read. It's a monkey that can use the internet though so it becomes rich and famous. The sad twist; it is by being the main act of a literal freak show.

A fat man goes on an adventure to buy some new flavor of chips that just came out, but they are hard to find.

Ugh

...

Nice poem

A young, gender fluid abuse survivor turns xyr life around by opening an animal shelter for abused, transgendered, and homosexual farm animals, and along the way, she opens a few bigots eyes.

>They both are overcome with nostalgia she decodes to fuck him later.
intradasting

The movie stars Ellen Page and hits theaters this November.

A man realizes the love he reaped was equal to the love he sowed.

>A man realizes the love he raped was equal to the love he sowed

fixed it.

Fear not OP

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Thanks retards I won't forget you when I'm famous

Loser and failing artist goes to an anonymous Mongolian Arrow Fletching Appreciation BBS to beg for ideas because he's utterly devoid of creativity, gets a few suggestions, doesn't write anything anyway, dies.

Killer tree possessed by Chickie the evil doll soul.

a dystopian world where sexual freedom is granted but not reproductive freedom

dips on that one

>not plundering old medieval manuscripts and classical texts for your stories so that you can focus on the actual writing
Pleb.

murakami pls go

Hollequebec?

Get fucked

Guy goes his whole life thinking he's alive but at the end it turns out he never existed and his whole story was the story of a potential human that could have existed. Bonus points if you end it with a pro-life message.

>Exactly. Because all the top classic novels of all time have NO plot whatsoever. It's complete formless nonsense from the first paragraph.

Take all the classics you can think of, resume their narratives in simple ways just stating what happens, ex. Crime and Punishment

>edgy guy wants to be ubermensh
>kills old woman
>hides his crime
>gets ill and paranoid
>falls in love with qt
>gets more ill
>can't bear the feelings of guilty
>opens his mouth
>goes to jail
>converts

With this you can make both an stupendous novel and a big mountain of shit. Again, it's NOT the plot that matters, but the WAY you tell it. It's NOT the landscape that matters, but HOW the painter portraits it.