When Diomedes gets a massive STR buff

>When Diomedes gets a massive STR buff

>tfw Ares !Rr3sC4nvZIto tries to get Zeus !LeDKil3r69 ## Admin to ban Diomedes !gYSJoKnSNs but Zeus bans Ares for being a bitch

>when Medea kills her own children

>when Atlas' reflect spell goes ineffective against Herakles

>When Paris lags out of the map and respawns inside Troy

>when socrates gets kicked for flaming

>When Athena's birth gets glitched and she pops out of Zeus' head screaming

When Achilles rage quits because he's a faggot.

>when Achilles attacks the river but remembers you can only swim in the sequel

When Ajax rage quits because Odysseus was clearly using hax

>when Heraclitus spams Firaga

That blew my mind reading the Iliad, it was like I was watching an anime

>TFW The Iliad was an anime.

>when plato got sniped repeatedly by diogenes afterward and ragequit

>when Odysseus goes back to first level and easily farms the whole Ithaka

>When Patroclus' high level friend gives him high level gear, but he still gets killed.

>When Apollo casts aerial morbus on Akhaean forces

>When Odysseus has to do a stealth level with Diomedes

>when ajax the lesser get's hit by a blue shell and looses the footrace on patroclus funerary games

>When Paris and Menelaus fight and it lags out when Paris is about to get killed.

>when Nestor runs out of mana trying to provoke Akhaeans then gets a biga to sneak away from the party undetected

>Khronos duping his semen

>when Hermes told Sisyphus "you see that mountain? you can climb it"

>when Aeneas's mom makes him leave mid game

>When Zeus gifts Athena a rare legendary shield for free

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>when poseidon just picks aeneas up and throws him all the way out of the battle

>it's another procedurally generated ship

>Aphrodites joined the game
>Aphrodites left the game
>Paris left the game

>when adolescents recount scenes from epic poems in the manner of popular video games

oh look Thersites came up

didn't Odysseos' beating gave you a nice lesson about not sticking your nose to others jobs buddy? What are you here for, to shine couple of more hasta's of ours? Maybe Zeus decided to show you a wet dream about ruining threads out here last night but you took it the wrong hole huh? Or maybe you should go check some yellow board see some chicks and beat the horn, distribute some free literature for us. Don't forget to rent again some brain cells on the way.

Get the fuck out of my thread.

wat

>Narcissus gets kicked for inactivity

>When Paris camps behind the walls of Troy instead of fighting.

>Clytemnestra starts griefing, whole server turns into a bunch of TKers

>Agamemnon team kills before the match starts

>Achilles goes emo and afks even though your team can easily finish the game

Which brings us to the question: why hasn't there been an Iliad video game yet?

why hasn't there been an Iliad anime from the creators and team of Jojo?

He got ding dong bannu from Athens. They were polite about it, though. Must keep up the professional appearances.
>Nothing personnel

>Godzilla
>Mechas
Did they not remind you of Titans? Giants in the north.

I see what u did there

>when Teucer was using an aimbot the whole time

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fucking kek