400 word essay due at midnight

>400 word essay due at midnight
>Haven't even started

Woe is me

>he can't write 1000 words an hour

>1 word essay due in infinity
>Just started it last night and clearly not going to finish
>Can't think of a good excuse to tell my teacher

All the starving third-worlders who are literally being raped by warlords' soldiers right now empathize with your terrible predicament, OP. What a terrible lot you have drawn.

It's OK actually. Only 70 more words to go. Not sure what to talk about now though.

Talk about these dubs

5000 word essay due next week on Derrida and Gadamer: plenty of time... for now.

>he can't write 1000 pages an hour

>he can't write 1000 books per hour

>he can't write 1000 canons of literature per hour

>3 hour exam on data structures and algorithms on Wednesday
>Two thirds of the doorstopper textbook remain untouched

Not even memeing, I hate this shit. I can't reasonably get through all the material but I can't relax either.

>painted nails

Absolutely disgusting

>he can't write 2500 words an hour

>he can't write 2500 pages an hour

>400 words
but it's like 15 minutes user

>whining about undergrad cs material

> mfw I did this once
Don't try it, it was stressful as fuck.

That happened to me recently, and I just gave up completely. I treated the exam as a game: I would see how many questions I would be able to answer but would not trouble myself with any that were too hard. As a result I was unnaturally relaxed and calm. I was one of the first students to finish.

One quarter of the class failed, I got 61%.

>mfw I beat the system

Its easy if you actually like what youre writing

I did 5000 just carrying on and having fun

Why do people still respond to this?

you're a piece of shit.

same senpai

>assessment due in 2 days
>half way through it by sheer luck
>completely at a loss of where to go from here.

I actually hate this

>Bragging about being in the 26th percentile.

I actually have to write a ten page paper by Friday that I only have half a paragraph on. I probably will get 2-3 pages done today because i'll be browsing Veeky Forums for most of it. Oh well!