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Processed meat thread

Is capicola the worst meme deli meat?

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How is it processed? By being sliced? OH WOW BIG FUCKING DEAL.

I'm genuinely curious what you think the word processed means.

minced meat reformed and marinated in various preservatives?

processed doesn't mean anything actually, much like most food lingo. Technically all food is processed if you're not biting it right off the side of something in the wild

How about being preserved through fermentation and curing?

true, i forgot that.

>Is capicola the worst meme deli meat?

Not as big of a meme as the bacon fags

Ok we all can agree with that

don eat gabbagool granma it's nothing but fat and nitrates

GABAGOOL???

OVA HEAH!!!!!

mortadella masterrace here

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Citterio mortadella with pistachios over olives

>mfw i just ate a 150g pack of gabagool as a snack

no mo gabagool for you the doctor said its bad for you

So what no fuckin' ziti?

Donchu tell me whatta fuck ta do tu piccino cazzo!

I used to like capicola till someone got me some slices from whole foods and that shit made me throw up; now I just remember that taste when I try to eat it now.

yeah man, some fags like ketchup and bologna sandwiches, this is just shitty italian bologna , want some ketchup?

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why does this stuff taste like ass?
i tried some at my last job and it was weird

I remember tony soprano ate some gabb-a-gool and then ate shit afterwards.

I adore salamis more than anything. I know people go nuts for things like Jamon Iberico and Prosciutto, but god damn I adore even ok-tier salami more than even the best sliced hams. Every once in a while I just go to Whole Paycheck and get their cheapest 'artisan' salami, a hunk of cheese and have that for dinner on my balcony with some fruit and mediocre wine.

All meat is processed you fucking mong.
By the very definition.

Impeccable taste my nigga

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